NFL Quarterbacks Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before: As Women

Social media tends to supply users with random information they didn’t know they needed. In this case, it’s Twitter user notkdk3 and the alternate NFL universe they created with photoshop.

In this universe, notkdk3 reimagines NFL quarterbacks as women! Get ready because these images show Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, and more after wildly realistic makeovers.

Jimmy Garoppolo Over Here Looking Like A Model

Jimmy Garoppolo Over Here Looking Like A Model
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notkdk3/Twitter

It’s no secret that the San Francisco 49er’s quarterback is a good-looking individual. But, seriously, the two-time Super Bowl champion looks just as gorgeous as a female as he does male — leave some attractive genes for the rest of the world!

And while Garoppolo has a huge fanbase solely for his looks, the QB’s talent isn’t overlooked. It’s only a matter of time before he leads a team to the title as a starter.

Jared Goff Has Some Luscious Locks

Jared Goff has Some Luscious Locks
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After a mediocre rookie season, quarterback Jared Goff got his game together and helped lead the Rams to their first winning season in a solid 14 years. He even helped the team make it all the way to the Super Bowl in 2018, even though they lost.

Hey, maybe if he had the luscious locks of Jared Goff, The Female, the Rams would have been able to beat out the Patriots for the title.

Ryan Tannehill Looks Like A Cute Minivan Mom

Ryan Tannehill Looks Like A Minivan Mom
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Ryan Tannehill might be the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans, but in this picture, he looks more like a cute strawberry-blonde-haired mom who drives her kids to football practice in a minivan.

Not that there is anything wrong with that, since the 2019 Comeback Player of the Year most likely had his own mom shuttling him to and from various practices and games throughout his career. Well, at least until he got his driver’s license!

Baker Mayfield Rocking Some Side-Swept Bangs

Baker Mayfield Rocking Some Side-Swept Bangs
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Baker Mayfield is pretty much a legend in Cleveland. After a hardcore losing streak, Mayfield came in as the Cleveland Browns savior and led the team to its first win in what felt like an eternity for fans.

He then went on to lead the team to their first playoff appearance since the 2002 season. Honestly, Brown’s fans probably wouldn’t care whether he was sporting long hair and side-swept bangs or a shaggy look with facial scruff, as long as he keeps helping the team.

Mitch Trubisky Looking As Cute As Ever

Mitch Trubisky Looking As Cute As Ever
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The thing is, Mitch Trubisky doesn’t look half bad as a female! The Bears quarterback is actually rocking the long hair and wispy bangs, something a lot of people aren’t able to pull off quite as well.

In the NFL since 2017, Trubisky hasn’t had the opportunity to play in the Super Bowl, but he was selected as a 2018 Pro Bowler and well as a 2019 alternate until he replaced Jared Goff, who was headed to the Super Bowl.

Joe Burrow Looks Like He’s Standing For A Mug Shot

Joe Burrow Looks Like He's Standing For A Mug Shot
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Unfortunately for Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrows, notkdk3 didn’t really do him any favors. While his strawberry-blonde waves are quite cute, the emotion radiating from the picture screams “mug shot,” not to mention the mismatched coloring of the face and neck isn’t doing she-Joe any favors.

Well, at least the 2019 CFP National Champion and CFP National Championship Offensive MVP doesn’t have to worry about his bronzer and contour game as much as his on-field game.

Kirk Cousins Flirting With The Camera

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The boyish charm of Minnesota Vikings quarterback Kirk Cousins translates over to the artists reimagining of him in the most perfect way. Doing a Tyra Banks “smize,’ sticking his tongue out, and pretty much flirting with the camera is a great look on Cousins!

A better look, though, At least, according to Viking fans, would be if that hand on his chest was sporting a Super Bowl ring. But, hey, he can’t win them all!

Matthew Stafford Goes From QB To Sorority Social Chair

Matthew Stafford Goes From QB To Sorority Social Chair
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Drafted by the Detroit Lions in 2009, Matthew Stafford has been the team’s quarterback until being traded to the Rams after the 2020 season. During his time on the team, Stafford threw over 5,000 yards in a single season, was named a 2014 Pro Bowler, and, in 2011, was named the Comeback Player of the Year.

Now, in 2021, Stafford’s image has been taken to photoshop and reimagined as a female who looks less like a quarterback and more like the social chair of a sorority.

Tua Tagovailoa Or A High School Girls Lacrosse Player?

Tua Tagovailoa Or A High School Girls Lacrosse Player?
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New to the NFL, Tua Tagovailoa has one professional season under his belt as the quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. Starting as a backup to Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tagovailoa ended his rookie season with nine starts.

Thankfully, he didn’t look like the above image while starting, or else the other men on the field might have had a hard time hitting him. He literally looks like a high school lacrosse player and not a professional NFL player.

Derek Carr Bringing Some Goth Makeup To The Field

Derek Carr Bringing Some Goth Makeup To The Field
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A female Derek Carr looks better equipped to rocking out on stage with Avril Lavigne than being the quarterback for the Las Vegas Raiders. Even so, Carr should definitely think about sporting some of this goth-looking eyeliner.

Taking a wild guess, the three-time Pro Bowler might be more likely to don the black liner than putting the muted shade of pink on his lips. Who knows, maybe his brother, NFL analyst David Carr will rock the makeup with him!

Dak Prescott Looks Like An International Pop Singer

Dak Prescott Looks Like An International Pop Singer
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Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott made a name for himself his rookie season, taking up the mantel as the starting QB when Tony Romo was injured. Since then, he’s been a force on the field and has led the ‘Boys to more than one victory.

As a woman, the NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year looks less like a quarterback and more like an international pop singer. Anyone else getting major Janet Jackson vibes from this image?

Drew Brees rocking Some Helmet Hair

Drew Brees rocking Some Helmet Hair
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Reimagined as a girl doesn’t really do much for the New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees. That being said, a bad case of helmet hair and a distinct red line across a forehead doesn’t do much for anyone, regardless of gender.

But when you’re a Super Bowl champion and Super Bowl MVP in the same year, as well as a two-time NFL Offensive Player of the Year, it’s safe to say no one is really looking at your helmet hair.

Does Tom Brady Look The Same To Anyone Else?

Does Tom Brady Look The Same To Anyone Else?
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A seven-time Super Bowl champion, Tom Brady is considered to be one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play the game. For 19 seasons, Brady was the quarterback for the New England Patriots, moving down south to become a Tampa Bay Buccaneer in 2020.

And while the five-time Super Bowl MVP is known for his boyish good looks, does anyone else think throwing long hair on him doesn’t make all that much of a difference to his appearance?

Kyler Murray Has His Game Face On No Matter What

Kyler Murray Has His Game Face On No Matter His Gender
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Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray as a female looks as though he’s about to beat someone up! Which, thinking about it, isn’t necessarily a bad thing when getting into the zone before a professional football game.

In the league since 2019, it didn’t take Murray too long to find his footing as a starting pro quarterback. In 2019, he was named NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year, and the following year he was selected as a Pro Bowler.

Daniel Jones And The Thick Hair Females Crave

Daniel Jones And The Thick Hair Females Crave
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Daniel Jones might be somewhat new to the NFL, being drafted in 2019 by the New York Giants, but that doesn’t mean he gets out of being reimagined as a female! Sporting his signature smirk, Jones honestly doesn’t look too different, aside from the thick long locks, of course.

The sixth overall pick during the 2019 draft, it didn’t take long for Jones to make his way up the ranks, being named captain during his second season.

Lamar Jackson Looks Like He’s About To Accept A Grammy

Lamar Jackson Looks Like He's About To Accept A Grammy
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Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson is no stranger to winning awards. In 2019 alone, he walked with the NFL Most Valuable Player award and the Bert Bell Award, an honor given to the NFL player of the year.

Well, Twitter artist notkdk3 made Jackson look as though he’s ready for another award. But this time, the award has nothing to do with football and everything to do with music. Seriously, he looks as though he’s ready to hop on stage to accept a Grammy for Best Album of the Year.

Patrick Mahomes Still Has The Prettiest Curls In The Game

Patrick Mahomes Still Has The Prettiest Curls In The Game
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Super Bowl-winning quarterback Patrick Mahomes isn’t just famous for his game, but for being the player with the second-largest contract in sports to-date. Now, with notdkd3’s expert photoshopping skills, he’s also going to be famous for having some grade-A curls!

The good news is that with this reimagining, Mahomes and his wife, Brittany Matthews, might have a bit of a clue what their newborn baby is going to look like when she grows up! Well, minus the shadow of facial hair.

Josh Allen Looks Ready For A Board Meeting

Josh Allen Looks Ready For A Board Meeting
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Josh Allen might be the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, but he looks more like the leading force during a boardroom meeting discussing budgets and finances as a female.

Or, as this picture would have it, in an interview. Either way, the quarterback doesn’t look overly pleased. Maybe it’s because the Bills once again failed to make it to the Super Bowl? Hey, you’ve only been in the NFL since 2018; you’ll get there, Allen!

Russell Wilson With A Head Full Of Curls

Russell Wilson With A Head Full Of Curls
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Is anyone else totally jealous of the curls notkdk3 gave Russell Wilson? Whether rocking curls or a buzz cut, the Seattle Seahawks quarterback is a force on the gridiron, regardless of his hair’s status.

With one Super Bowl, eight Pro Bowls, and a Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year award honoring his vast charity and volunteer work off the field, it’s safe to say fans of Wilson would have the QB’s back no matter what.

Carson Wentz Looks Like He’s Wearing A Wig

Carson Wentz Looks Like He's Wearing A Wig
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Here’s to thanking the powers that be that former Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz is not a female. The hair, the bangs, and the overall appearance just isn’t a good look on the Super Bowl champion.

Anyway, as many people know, Wentz clearly isn’t known for these long strawberry blonde locks, but for throwing 4,000 yards with none of his receivers being over 500 yards was a first in the history of the NFL.

Aaron Rodgers’ Long Hair Isn’t A Good Fashion Statement

Aaron Rodgers' Long Hair Isn't A Good Fashion Statement
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Needless to say, Green Bay Packers fans should never see this picture of their quarterback. Aaron Rodgers was definitely meant to be a man, considering this long hair and eyeliner are doing nothing for his overall appearance.

The Super Bowl champion and three-time NFL MVP should stick to what he knows — a shorter haircut and a bit of scruff on his face (or even a mustache if he’s feeling so inclined).

Cam Newton Looks Ready For A Cappuccino At A Hipster Café

Cam Newton Looks Ready For A Cappuccino At A Hipster Café
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This reimagining of course includes Cam Newton’s signature hat and glasses, while the long curls are a new addition to the look. Newton looks like he’s ready to hit a very hipster café in New England, his new stomping grounds after leaving the Carolina Panthers in 2019.

In his most recent season, Newton scored eight touchdowns, passed for 2,657 yards, and had 12 rushing touchdowns, two of which were in the same game.

Nick Foles With The Best Hair Ever

Nick Foles With The Best Hair Ever
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notkdk3/Twitter

The middle part, volume, beach waves, and unnatural yet natural-looking highlights. Chicago Bears quarterback Nick Foles pretty much has the dream hair of more than one female. Of course, there is a flip side. In this particular case, a middle schooler from the early 2000s called, and they want their makeup back.

Sorry, Foles, but even a Super Bowl champion and MVP can’t rock that brown-colored lipstick, skinny eyebrows, and dark eye makeup.

Jameis Winston Is Cute And Feisty

Jameis Winston Is Cute And Feisty
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Even though he only saw a little field time during the 2020 season, New Orleans Saints’ backup quarterback Jameis Winston will have his moment. That being said, while he led the NFL in passing yards, attempts, and completions during the 2019 season, he also led the league in interceptions and turnovers. Yikes.

At least he looks cute reimagined as a girl, though, with beautiful long dark hair that is honestly doing wonders for him!

Jarrett Stidham And The Early 2000s Thick Side Bangs

Jarrett Stidham And The Early 2000s Thick Side Bangs
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Female or male, this is the face of someone who is trying their hardest in a new career. For Jarrett Stidham that career just so happens to be the third-string quarterback for the New England Patriots, behind starter Cam Newton and backup Brian Hoyer.

Only in the league since the 2019 season, Stidham has a bit to prove if he wants to eventually be named a starter. Maybe start by getting rid of the side bangs.

Deshaun Watson Is Swimming In His Pads And Uniform

Deshaun Watson Is Swimming In His Pads And Uniform
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Honestly, Houston Texan quarterback Deshaun Watson looks exactly like himself, aside from the long hair. the only difference being that this gender swap makes it so Watson’s pads and uniform look a bit too big on his female form.

Thankfully, the three-time Pro Bowler actually fills out his uniform, something that helps him stay uninjured in the contact sport. But we’d be lying if we said it wouldn’t be cool to see female Watson throw for a touchdown!

Gardner Minshew With Some Rocker Chick Hair

Gardner Minshew With Some Rocker Chick Hair
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As a female, happy-go-lucky quarterback Gardner Minshew looks as though he’s ready to hit the scene. With a choppy haircut and some killer bangs, Minshew should take a page out of his female self’s book and ditch the handlebar mustache for some fun coloring.

Picked by the Jaguars in the sixth round out the 2019 NFL draft, Minshew crawled his way to the starting QB position after former starter Nick Foles had a poor season.

Dwayne Haskins Has A Mean Game Face

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Dwayne Haskins is an interesting case. Drafted by the Washington Football team in 2019, it only took two seasons for the franchise to dismiss the quarterback due to his less than stellar playing on and off the field.

In 2021, it was announced that Haskins signed a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Well, here’s to hoping his game face is a bit better than his female self’s. He wouldn’t want to get booted again.

Teddy Bridgewater Has A Kind Smile No Matter What

Teddy Bridgewater Has A Kind Smile No Matter What
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Teddy Bridgewater has been on a few teams during his NFL career, including the Minnesota Vikings, the practice squad of the New York Jets, the New Orleans Saints, and, as of 2020, the starting quarterback for the Carolina Panthers.

During his 2020 season on the Panthers, Bridgewater won the Art Rooney Award, honoring his sportsmanship on the gridiron. It’s not surprising, considering male or female, Bridgewater has a very kind smile and demeanor.

Marcus Mariota Looks Ready For Powder-Puff Practice

After being the quarterback for the Tennessee Titians from 2015-2019, in 2020, Marcus Mariota was traded to the Las Vegas Raiders. Unfortunately, that season found Mariota on the injured list. He remained there for a solid chunk of the season, finally getting playing time during Week 15 against the Las Angeles Chargers.

The good news is that he looked a bit more game-ready than this female version of himself. She looks as though she’s ready for powder-puff practice at high school.