Further Proof That Children Are Tiny Maniacs
Being a child is a blast. A lot of us have fond memories of our childhood, and on bad days, we wish we could recapture the simplicity of those times in our adult lives. But let's not forget that there were times in our childhoods when we were probably a bit of a handful, to say the least.
Childhood is great—children, however, sometimes not so much. That doesn't stop us from loving them to bits, though!
Looks Like Someone Had A Snack
When you have children, you have to understand that nothing is going to be safe.
You may think they don't have the audacity to eat a cooling cake off the stove, but they do.
"Did You Take My Phone?"
Children are like crows: they like shinning things.
Because of this, your phone is always going to be fair game, and they have their sneaky little ways of getting their hands on it.
Good Luck Being Productive While You Shop
It is nice to have other people's opinions, but sometimes, your kids aren't the best people to count on for those.
They're either going to make trying on clothes impossible, or they're going to be overly honest.
What A Magical Sandwich
Left to his own devices for breakfast, this young man decided to make a peanut butter and Lucky Charm marshmallow sandwich.
He was even cultured enough to refer to it as brunch.
Well, That Isn't Scary At All
Kids get into some weird stuff.
So if you walk by their room and you see them standing there in a weird mask or something else that's equally as strange, just let them work through it.
Faux Fruit: One, Toddler: Zero
You've heard lots of people say it, but it's true, kids will put literally anything in their mouth, especially if it even remotely looks like food.
That's why fake fruit shouldn't be bought until after everyone is in college.
Who Told Him This Would Work?
One of the best and worst things about children as that they'll usually believe anything you tell them.
Case in point, this young person trying to cool down his spicy Cheetos with a fan.
A Good Use Of Toilet Paper
It's not like those would have eventually been needed someday or anything.
And it isn't like toilet paper is super expensive and a pain in the butt to carry around a store...
He Tried To Do The Right Thing
So, this kid decided to eat someone's leftover chicken wing and replace it with a plastic one.
Diabolical? Or proof that children develop their good morals at a young age?
Chairs Are Difficult, OK?
The important thing here is that she's being quiet and she's watching her movie.
So mom and dad can focus on doing the mountain of things they have left to do.
Oh, How Helpful
If it's too quiet, you should probably be worried because that means that someone is up to no good.
If you're lucky, it will be something mild and not too disruptive.
That's One Way To Snack
Yes, reaching into the bag to pull out your chips always seems like a hassle, and it makes a lot of noise when you're trying to watch your show.
But has this little guy never heard of a bowl before?
This Kid Is Going Places
A whole cake can be a snack if you're brave enough.
She's just getting ready to live her best life, and if we're really lucky, she'll include us in it with her.
Look At That Eye Contact
Kids love to find new and unique places to hide things.
Goodness knows why the toilet seems like a good place for anything, but never be surprised to lift the lid and see toys—or worse, your belongings—in there.
That Will Cost A Pretty Penny
Kids don't understand that things cost money, and because of this, they're obviously going to destroy your most expensive things without thinking twice about it.
To them, everything is the same.
What A Tasty Snack
When it comes to kids and their crazy inventions, it might be best to stop yourself from asking too many questions.
Because the truth of the matter is there just might not be suitable answers.
What A Great Friend Sarah Will Be
It may not be conventional, but who are we to judge how people find one another and build their friendships?
They can share this story at each other's weddings and get a good laugh.
Remember, Kids Are Strange
Sometimes, it might feel like there are moments when you should be genuinely worried about your children, especially when they do creepy things.
But it's mostly just a phase they'll grow out of.
Ah Yes, The Pee Drawer
Instead of getting up to go to the bathroom, this superhero enthusiast has been using the drawer of his nightstand as a urinal.
When his mother discovered it, he tried to blame the dog.
Bet The Plants Love That
One great thing about kids is that they will always find new and exciting ways to entertain themselves.
Even if it means you might lose a few houseplants along the way.
Kids...Aren't Always The Brightest
Like this little girl who thinks that she's just crushing it at hide-and-seek.
It's one step worse than the "if I can't see you, you can't see me" logic some children have.
Future Success Story
It's fun that kids are up to do pretty much anything you ask them to.
Including making a ridiculous lemonade stand and all these dumb signs for you to laugh at.
We've All Been There, Kid
Kids love to overshare. It's like their lot in life to tell everyone secrets that they shouldn't be sharing.
Yes, we've all had terrible upset stomachs, but not everyone needs to know about it.
Children Are Very Literal
This young man was told to pick up his clothes and make sure they were off the floor.
While this could be sarcasm at work, it's also important to remember how literal children are.
At Least He Didn't Make A Mess
You've got to hand it to the kid, this is pretty clever.
He was asked to put his leftovers in the container without making a mess, and he did do just that.
A Self-Induced Time Out?
Kids have this great way of getting themselves into situations that they don't know how to get themselves out of.
Sometimes, you might be in total disbelief about what you're actually witnessing.
This Kid Has Had It
They're seeing a place that they can capitalize, and so they're going to go with it, and honestly, why not?
We probably have a future billionaire on our hands here.
Slime And Children Don't Mix
Slime is all the rage these days, and that's because it's such a gamble.
Kids think that they want it until it's all in their hair and they might be faced with getting it all cut off.
See? Children Are Super Literal
This mom asked her lovely child to bring her a cup of water with a straw because she was thirsty.
Not only did they deliver, but they also did it quite literally.
Some Children Are Just Monsters
There really isn't any good reason why this kid threw all their toys out the window.
They just felt like doing it, and that was as good a reason as any.
He Doesn't Know Yet
Cutting your own hair is a childhood rite of passage, so really nothing too bad is happening here.
It's just nuts this went down when mom was in the bathroom.
Oh, Don't Try
He'll have plenty of time to cause themselves unnecessary harm as they get older and make more catastrophic mistakes.
Then he'll wish for the days when he would bite himself for no reason.
Yummy Barf
Getting barfed on is part of being a parent.
But you would have hoped that she could have waited until she wasn't going to throw up right in mom's mouth.
Bananas Are A Great Snack
They're even good when they still have their peel on, apparently.
So much for hoping that she was going to try and learn to peel that bad boy like a grown-up.
That's A Good Look
The things that go through a kid's mind have to be wild.
It's a shame we don't remember more of it so we could find a good reason for wearing underwear on our head.
Someone Needs A Timeout
That poor doll is clearly in the middle of a meltdown and needs their mom and maybe a timeout.
What reason could this poor doll really have to hate all those people?
She Looks Pleased With Herself
Wouldn't you also be if you had just ruined your parents' brand new floor?
Let's hope that that paint could come off without ruining the floors...or that white floors are gonna be nice.
They Weren't Wrong
This little kid was given the hard task of putting ketchup on their parent's burger, but they didn't quite get it all the way right.
Hey, at least next time they'll know.
Who Doesn't Love Spiderman?
The picture was already taken, there would be no way of knowing that this would be a memory she would have forever.
Just not for the reasons she thought at the time.
They Stay Weird Even When They Get A Bit Older
We're going to give him this one because it is in its own way pretty impressive.
Too bad this photo will probably haunt him for the rest of his life.
