There’s Something To Be Said About Commitment
You have to admit; this guy went all out for this boating fail. Not only did he say “not needed” to the water, but he completed his entire escapade with a sailor outfit. And that’s not even the best part.
We’d love to know where this man got a parrot and how he trained it to sit on the stern of the rowboat while he “rowed” down the road. We’re calling this an evil genius fail.