Photos That Are Making Me Queasy And Uneasy
The internet contains a lot of information. There's some helpful DIY and “how to's”, while some of it is educational and informational, and the rest is funny cat memes.
But the photos here aren’t any of those. From making us downright uncomfortable to needing to reach for a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, we won't blame you if you need to sit down and take a breather afterward.
A Category Five-Sized Nope
You know the phrase that “everything in Australia is trying to kill you”? After seeing this photo I think it’s fair to say that at the very least everything in Australia is trying to give you a heart attack.
After a flood in the state of Victoria, this Redditor noticed that from the street signs to the fields, everything was covered in spider webs. The spiders now rule Australia.
No Ragrets
I bet this newly tattooed woman has at least three regrets right about now.
If only her tattoo artist was as good at spelling as they were with writing in cursive.
The Chef’s Special
This poor Redditor was enjoying a warm bowl of soup when they bit into something that wasn’t on the menu. It was a cigarette filter.
Peking duck with a sprinkle of tobacco isn't a meal I want to have any time soon, and while the restaurant did comp their meal, I don’t think they’ll be visiting again.
When A Duck And A Banana Love Each Other Very Much...
According to Reddit, these structures are apparently very common in Algerian parks and playgrounds. But why that happens to be the case is anyone's guess.
Hey, if I’m not allowed to ever unsee this ever again then neither are you.
D'oh!
What would everybody’s favorite animated TV dad think about this donut disaster?
I honestly don’t know what’s worse here—the fact that the bags of donut mix are being stored on a dirty bathroom floor a mere three feet from the toilet, or the fact that this shop uses pre-made donut dough.
Jesus, Take The Wheel
People who plaster their personal beliefs on their cars for all the world to see are a special breed, but this driver definitely takes the cake.
This is the part where I’d say “Y’all need Jesus,” but I think that’s the problem here.
For The Love Of God...Why?
You know how some people get matching necklaces or rings to show friendship and camaraderie? Well, this quartet of chaos decided to go for something a little more permanent and went with under-the-skin implants. May I suggest a nice wall painting instead?
Excuse me while I begin projectile vomiting.
I Just Want To Be Friends!
Imagine finally getting time off work to enjoy a peaceful camping trip in Alaska, kicking your feet up inside the cozy log cabin by the fire, enjoying a cup of coffee, and seeing this cuddly fellow outside your window.
I don't think he's here to hand you a Coca-Cola.
You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Truck
In today’s edition of “Florida Being Florida” imagine the shock this driver must’ve felt when he saw this huge shark sitting on the bed of this guy’s pickup truck.
The guy looks very proud of himself hauling in his big catch, but I definitely wish the shark had won.
The Hand Sanitizer Shortage Is Over
As kids, our parents taught us a lot of things. How to say “please and thank you,” that a balanced diet is the key to being healthy, and to always wash our hands after using the bathroom.
I suppose they get partial credit for attempting to wash their hands.
"Not Sure This Is How It Works"
Thanks for that Sherlock Holmes, we kind of already figured out something wasn't right.
Here’s a fun joke for all you science lovers out there: “It’s a hydrogen vehicle, he’s just topping it off,” writes one Reddit user.
This Makes Me Queasy And Uneasy
Jamie and Cersei Lannister send their regards!
People on Reddit say this photo is probably based on an internet prank, and for the love of God, I hope they're right.
Should Have Bought A Pick-Up Truck
Here is a step-by-step guide to understanding this photo.
“That is very illegal. There’s no way the fridge is going to stay inside the trunk and not fall out—OH MY GOD THERE IS A PERSON IN THERE.”
Looking For A Sign
In letters as clear as day, this man sticks his unprotected hand into a bin marked “DRUG DISPOSAL BIN”.
One Redditor did point out it's possible that it's a bin full of discarded pills and not used syringes. So this guy is either walking away with an arm full of needles or a handful of free drugs.
Father Of The Year
Every state has its own laws when it comes to whether minors are allowed to be tattooed, and if they first need to acquire parental consent.
But apparently this dad was just so full of pride that he just had to share with the world that his young son got a tattoo. I wonder if he at least got a kid discount?
Go Buy A Lottery Ticket
This driver needs to go purchase a lottery ticket because they were unbelievably close to being crushed after this tree collapsed.
If they didn't have car insurance before, you can bet they're going to get it now.
Down To The Last Wire
Either this telephone pole got struck by lightning or some of the wiring here malfunctioned causing the pole to burn and split right in half.
This is actually pretty scary to look at.
Take This Man Away
Cookies with milk is easily one of the tastiest treats on the planet. There's something about dairy and a sweet pastry that were just meant to be together.
But cookies and orange juice? That's just a crime against humanity. Now we'll never be able to enjoy out cookies and milk again without thinking of this. Thanks a lot.
Guarding The Stairs
It looks like these two cats are guarding the entrance to the basement. What's so important down there that the stairs need to be guarded?
They kind of look like the lions outside of the New York Public Library.
An Abstract Clock
This is what happens when abstract artists design wall clocks. You end up with a whole bunch of numbers scattered all over your wall.
Can you tell what time it is?
Stairs To Nowhere
What's going on with this layered staircase? It seems like there is a second flight of stairs built into the first that isn't really going anywhere.
This also doesn't look very safe.
That's One Way To Ruin A Hot Dog
Usually, people prefer to put typical condiments on a hot dog like ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, or just about anything that's edible.
Well, this person opted for toothpaste which wouldn't be most people's first choice.
Beware Of The Concrete Woman
Well, this is rather terrifying. It seems like this can't be true because who would actually live under a concrete slab and grab people's ankles?
But if it weren't true, why would this store put this sign up?
A Strange Sight
Reddit user martyj310 posted this photo online along with the caption, "I was driving through the backstreets and saw this in someone's yard."
I'm not sure why anybody would have a giant rock shaped like an old man's head on a flatbed trailer.
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn
Even small children know how to cut circular desserts whether it be a pie or cake. Because of this, we know that whoever cut a slice directly out of the middle did it on purpose to ruin the pie for everyone else.
We suggest this person is found and banned from the next party.
A Sheep Cooler
Reddit user brandagill posted this photo online along with the caption, "Apparently it will be used as a cooler to keep drinks cold."
Well, that's definitely not the worst idea I've ever heard.
Say Hello To My Little Friend
This person found a small face hidden on a wall in Colorado.
I don't know what they do over there in Colorado, but where I live, this is definitely not okay.
We'll Pass On The Checkup
Going to the dentist is bad enough. Nobody really enjoys having their mouth wide open while someone digs around inside with sharp utensils. Although it's necessary, there are certainly more pleasant things to do with your time.
Well, that experience can get a whole lot worse if your dentist enters the room wearing one of these horrifying masks.
Time To Call The Priest
If my kid drew this picture and brought it to me telling me this was their imaginary friend that watches them while they sleep, I'd call the nearest church and ask them to send someone, pronto.
That imaginary friend is not welcome in my house.
This Hearse Design Is A Little Too On-Brand
What if it were your dead relative in the back of this hearse?
Would you want them to try and break out like this? The design on this hearse is wild.
