These People Prove Taking The Petty Route Is A Lot More Fun
While it might be frowned upon, and it may not always be the most mature response to a situation, sometimes you're going to be presented with a situation where you have to be petty.
Sure, you could take the high road in response to your roommate who always leaves dishes in the sink for days at a time, or you could take the petty response and pile them all on his bed for him to find later. Which sounds like more fun?
Remix Dropping Soon
No one knows how to pull off pettiness better than a scorned spouse, and this wife proved that.
If you're going to try to convince your spouse that you "don't snore" you better be absolutely sure you can win that fight.
How Long Would It Take To Count All Those?
There's always the risk when you put your leftovers in the fridge that your siblings or roommates might eat them, but imagine actually taking the time to count out every individual grain of rice in your food?
That's commitment right there.
Revenge Tacos Are Better Than No Tacos
Honestly, this is the revenge that lunch-stealers deserve. What kind of maniac walks up to the company fridge and just takes other people's lunches willy-nilly?
Cat's got your tongue now.
The Supermarket Sourpuss
You're going to be rude to people for no reason?
Someone's going to fight back eventually. No one cares that your ice cream is melting Debbie, wait your turn like everyone else.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Lukewarm
A key element of pulling off a petty move is to tailor it to the person you're trying to prove a point to, which is exactly what this woman did, and she executed it flawlessly.
Slow clap for her.
Set The Trap And Watch It Go Off
If you're going to be the person in the office who eats everyone else's lunches or snacks instead of bringing your own, you have to be prepared for your coworkers to retaliate, which is exactly what's happening with these mustard-infused donuts.
This is another level of evil, truly.
The Ultimate Cliffhanger
Pulling off something like this takes a whole new level of petty and we appreciate it.
This girl must've done something seriously bad to Petty Labelle in order to warrant such a retaliation.
Roommate Revenge
Having a roommate can be great, but having a roommate also means opening yourself up to a whole new level of pettiness because there are so many more opportunities for someone to mess with you.
I have a headache just thinking about it.
Bachelorette Selfie
Her selfie sums up the story of her relationship. Meaningless, boring, and emptiness all in one bag. At least she's got her head up.
This is also a good message to never recycle your exes. It never works out in the end.
They Still Got Their Moment To Shine
Whoever the sign changer at Sonic is was clearly feeling extra petty that day and was tired of being considered less than McDonald's, but as usual, big corporate had to stunt their creativity.
They were just telling the truth...
Something Smells Fishy
Anyone who works in an office space with a shared kitchen knows that it's a serious faux pas to heat any sort of fish in the communal microwave, and if you didn't know that, now you do.
Don't be that person.
You Can Only Blame Yourself For Raising Them To Do This
Imagine after years of thinking you were succeeding as a parent you discovered that you actually raised a passive-aggressive petty monster who thinks an acceptable way to deal with their anger is to open all the bananas.
Just plain evil.
The Best Revenge Is Success
The reason for why this man hates 7-Eleven is unclear, but he opened his own store called 6-Twelve in retaliation, so clearly the convenience store had seriously wronged this man in the past.
I applaud this man, this is what money should be used for.
Maybe The Lecture They Missed Was About Pettiness
We're going to take a wild guess and say that maybe this isn't the first time Rachel, Cameron, and Yulissa have all conveniently slept through their early morning lecture, and Ethan is done messing around.
Who can blame him though?
That's Not Creamer...
Bodybuilders pay top dollar for anything that is organic. That being said, it's pretty disgusting that someone actually did this. Better yet, this is a perfect example as to why we should NOT touch others belongings in the office fridge.
Or else, this is your result. Never making that mistake again.
Stay In Your Lane, And Color Inside The Lines
Parking seems to be that one thing that gets everyone fired up, and while this person may have thought they were a good parker, clearly someone who was parked nearby disagreed with them and thought they could use some practice.
Honestly, I would have fun doing this.
You Got What You Asked For
You said you wanted an iPad for Christmas, so you got an eyepad for Christmas! What more do you want from them?
Maybe next year you should give better gifts if you don't want something like this.
A Tacktical Move
After someone stole their pumpkin, one Reddit user decided to retaliate by covering their pumpkin in tacks, which would definitely deter any local hoodlums.
Another user suggested covering your pumpkin in vaseline if you're looking for a less aggressive but still effective method to protecting your porch gourds.
Don't Speak Ill Of The Dead, Even If They Were
B.P. Roberts took pettiness to a whole new level when he decided that he wanted to prove he was right for all of eternity by carving it into his tombstone, and we aspire to end an argument like this one day.
Now that's getting the last word.
Probably Not The Type Of Creamer The Person Was Looking For
Instead of taking their creamer out of the company refrigerator, this person decided to get even.
She dumped out all of the actual coffee creamer and added her breast milk. To the person who stole the creamer, don't worry; the milk is organic!
The Passive-Aggressive Petty Party
Arguably one of the pettiest things a town has collectively ever done is holding a birthday party for an unrepaired pothole.
It's the level of passive-aggressive we hope to achieve one day.
Maybe Their Next Career Will Be As A Cartographer
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but if your opinion is just plain wrong, you might have to deal with some harassment from friends or coworkers.
So what do you get a coworker who also happens to be a flat earther as a parting gift? A globe, of course.
She Had To Seize The Moment
We've all heard the line at least once in our lives from our dentists where they claim that our gums our bleeding from our lack of flossing despite being stabbed/picked repeatedly, so this woman's pettiness was really a reward for all of us.
Oh sweet, sweet irony.
They Got Themselves Into A Sticky Situation
Don't worry, that's not blood all over someone's car, I promise. After someone decided it was acceptable to park their car half in the entrance to the store and half in the disabled parking spot, someone else decided to empty a jar of jam all over the car.
We're not exactly sure why, but the message still stands.
Someone Woke Up On The Petty Side
He may have promised to love you forever, but that doesn't mean he's always going to like you.
This husband wanted his wife to know just how annoyed he was with her, so he only made his side of the bed that morning.
The Queen Of Petty
This grandma proved that greediness doesn't get you anywhere.
Rather than just cutting people out of the will, she decided to spend her money in a far more petty way, and then send everyone a copy of the advertisement.
A Mother's Love, And Pettiness, Knows No Boundaries
This is what you get when you still expect your mom to pack your lunch every day but you also claim that you're "too old" to be getting notes every day from your mom.
You can't have it both ways, only your mom can!
Mixed Reviews About This Mixed Media
If you're someone who uses a spoon and then leaves it sitting in the sink while you go away for four days, you deserve to return to your dirty cutlery having been turned into art.
Which is more annoying? The spoon or the little notes?
This Means War
If you're going to pull a petty move like changing your Wi-Fi name to insult one of your neighbors, you have to make sure you don't leave yourself open to a counter-attack.
It's basic neighborly combat 101.
Rules Exist For A Reason
Manager mode doesn't turn off simply because your boyfriend broke up with you.
That's your own fault for having your phone on the floor while you were supposed to be telling customers about that new two-for-one door crasher deal.
Package Pettiness
Either Amazon only hires delivery people who are illiterate and can't read the signs left by the building manager, or they exclusively hire the pettiest people they can find, which is why they all keep leaving the packages at the front desk.
The front desk worker is not a personal mailbox.
Cut Them Out Of Your Life And Your Photos
Why let your ex ruin all your photos after you breakup when you could just be petty and Photoshop them out of all your social media posts instead?
The edit feature exists for a reason.
Petty Parkers Deserve A Petty Response
After carrying chalk in their car for 10 months in case the perfect opportunity for pettiness arose, this one Twitter user was finally presented with the moment he had always dreamed of.
I'm curious how they were planning on reversing if someone parked next to them.
Game On
If you're going to exact your revenge on someone, you might as well have a little fun with it at the same time, and what's more fun than playing five rounds of Mario Bros just to send a message?
Boom goes the dynamite.
