These Ugly Christmas Sweaters Have Me Thinking Ho Ho NO… But Maybe

Ugly Christmas sweaters have become a staple part of the holiday season, and you're likely to be invited to a few ugly Christmas sweater parties in your life.

If you're in need of a sweater that will make you stand out from the rest of the crowd, here are some unique and hilarious choices that will catch a lot of second glances.

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Break The Christmas Party

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Prepare yourself for the paparazzi's camera flash and turned heads with this fun sweater that proves that Santa has as much going on in the back as Kim Kardashian. Hilarious and comfy, this sweater is bound to be a winner at all your Christmas parties. Somebody pass the champagne—or milk.

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Be The Life Of The Party Amongst Deer Friends

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There are a lot of things to love about the holiday season, but one of the best parts is that there always seems to be wine, baileys, and spiked eggnog available for the taking. Wear this cheeky sweater for your Christmas party and bring the chaos with you.

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Seriously, Keep Them Away

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Maybe you're going to your guy friend's house for an ugly sweater party or your bestie is making you third-wheel at her boyfriend's shindig. Make your intentions clear in a room full of dudes with this adorable knit sweater! If you see someone cute there, you can always spin it into a conversation starter!

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So What If You're Texting Five Guys At Once?

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It's cuffing season, and you have a lot of contenders on the roster trying to make it to the MVP role. Flex your ability to keep many ho's on the go with this slouchy sweater, and no one has to know who's sneaking out of your chimney in the morning.

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Will Dance For Peppermint Bark!

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If you're the friend who loves to bring the ho, ho, ho energy to the dance floor every time you go out with your girls, wear this hilarious sweater when getting together for your secret Santa exchange to give your friends a laugh. I mean, you can speculate about what Santa's second job is on his 364 days off a year.

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If You're Hoping For A Green Christmas This Year...

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If snow isn't your thing and you're much more enticed by a green Christmas, this comfy fleece-lined crewneck is a great choice! Settle inside for a nice, chill Christmas gathering with some of your closet friends, and hope that they also like to munch down on as many Christmas cookies as possible!