Petty People Who Won’t Stop Until They Serve Hot Juicy Justice

Revenge is a dish best served cold and these people are the Michelin star-rated chefs behind these cut-throat culinary masterpieces. They're out here remembering that one time you didn't CC them on an email about cute cats and they're ready to act as judge, jury, and executioner for your crime.

But, let's face it, we're not avengers from a movie so the only kind of crime and punishment that's happening is the incredibly domestic. Though, these small petty victories will still give you the thrill you get when you hear Inigo Montoya say "you killed my father, prepare to die."

Mom Is Just As Petty As Us

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When your mom gets into a bitter argument with her friends, this is the end result.

It's nice to know that it's not just a younger generation that is petty enough to crop, photoshop, and tear people out of photos.

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This Is Why You Don't Trust Brothers

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This is exactly the type of stuff you'd expect from a sibling. Just a level of unnecessary pettiness that no one asked for, but now it's started an all-out war.

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Just wait until the next family gathering and it's going down.

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Sometimes We Don't Need To Act Our Age

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Who says you need to be a kid to make forts? This man took his immaturity level higher than Ashton Kutcher during his Punkd days.

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Maybe he's just trying to protect his meal from a possible food thief?

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The New Boyfriend Who Built Her Mom A Petty Palace

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Do not be settling for a man who doesn't love and support you and your quirkiness.

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When her mom's new boyfriend heard about her mom's ex's hatred for her ceramic collection, he stepped up his petty game to be a good boyfriend. This is the clap back of the century.

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I Don't Get No Juice Cos Of Ya'll, Ya'll Not Gonna Get Any Juice Cos Of Me

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This petty queen has gone to great lengths to really dehydrate her coworkers and we both respect and fear her.

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She didn't even leave the Coca Cola and that rattles us to our core.

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She Took The Midnight Train To Put Her Sledgehammer Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up Four Wheel Drive

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When he's not answering his phone, his friends all say they don't know where he is, and you saw his location was on at that girl you know he was seeing two years ago's house, you know it's hammer time.

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This public transit queen is on her way to make sure her cheating man needs to buy his own metro pass tomorrow.

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Petty People Are Out Here Searching For The American Airlines Application Right Now

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Now boarding for flight "bitter in the sky" because this genius just discovered my literal dream job. Instead of hopping on the internet and judging people, flight attendants can do it right to their face and it's all I've ever wanted.

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Do you have paper, plastic, or any other insecurities I can hold for you?

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Maybe That Will Get The Point Across

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Sometimes you can kill two birds with one stone when you're in a petty mood.

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These villagers might just get their point across and finally have their road pothole fixed thanks to this viral thrashing.

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This Artwork Is Called "Take Me Home"

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We all want to be the one to foster creative growth in an emerging artist.

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But sometimes that aspiring youngster is actually an old guy who's missed half an hour of Antiques Roadshow and wants nothing to do with you. We respect his passion for pettiness.

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Sorry Never Looked So Redrum

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Some people love rules, and the only thing those people love more than rules is making rules for the most minor inconveniences.

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Oh, I'm sorry the garbage can smells like garbage, what other totally acceptable place would you like me to throw my garbage?

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Lunch Notes To Remind Him You're Still Pissed

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They say to never go to bed mad, but they never said anything about waking up from a fight you had last night and bitterly making your boyfriend's lunch for work because you had a fight last night.

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Just for all the stuff he said, you're not adding a pickle to the sandwich either.

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Carrot Cake With Some Passive-Aggressiveness

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So many questions. What does this person want? Are they the person who took out a corner of the cake, or the person that dug a hole right in the middle?

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The most important question is why is this on the floor? Don't you know that's how you get ants?

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Road Rage Has Left The Chat And Parking Pettiness Has Entered

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If anyone makes me lose my cool while I'm out here finessing like the driving genius I am, then there's no way they're not about to have their time wasted.

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We're all petty enough that we don't mind ruining our entire day if it means we can ruin theirs.

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Thanks For The Constructive Criticism, Ed

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Just because you eat food doesn't mean you deserve to post your opinion on the internet, because truth be told, we just don't care.

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Hey Ed, if you hated the meatball sub so much why don't you go out and try to digest the ones you're seeing on your food blogs through the screen.

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Dad Pettiness Is Next Level Pettiness

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We've all seen dads throw lawn chairs because of bad ref calls at soccer games and thought "wow that's petty," but rarely do we see it graduate to stealing milestone moments.

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We both respect and fear their capacity for petty power.

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Thank You For This, Google Earth

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A new level of pettiness has been unlocked thanks to this troll. It looks like that neighbor of yours took the lawn into their own hands.

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That's what happens when you had enough of being stuck beside the neighbor who you can't stand.

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Petty Five-Year-Old Logic Is Airtight Logic

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Kids live by the "monkey see monkey do" rule so don't even try and pull some hypocritical mind logic on them because they remember everything you've done and won't hesitate to bring it up.

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So check yourself before your kid does it for you.

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Brandii—And I Cannot Stress This Enough—Do Not Eat This

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If you've ever lived with someone who's determined to ruin every positive relationship in their life by eating the other person's food, then get ready to relate hard to the guy who counted his grains of rice.

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There are 4,362 grains to be exact.

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Who Needs The Negativity?

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When the rest of the world leaves you out in the cold, it's important to shed the kind of negativity and remember who was always there for you. If you can't count on yourself and love yourself, how is anyone else going to?

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One day, hopefully, she can pass on one of these to a special someone, but for now, do you girl.

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Broken Headphones For 18 Years Of Your Life? Seems Fair

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Having siblings is all about that give and take. If they take from you, make sure you give something back like a hard charley horse, or in this case, a child they can't raise.

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Really solid family dynamic here that totally doesn't scare the living daylights out of us.

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Girl, You're Like A Sister To Me

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God, don't you hate it when thirsty girls try and slide in your man's DM's asking about the money he owes them, notes for fourth period, and telling him he can save 10% on his first Geico package?

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They're all after one thing and it's disgusting.

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Hey, At Least You Got Your Money

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If he's going to be petty, he had to expect her to be petty too. I mean, the only way to fight fire is with fire.

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We have mad respect for the lengths this girl went to.

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*Works Out Once A Month And Posts A Progress Pic*

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The only motivation we need to get out in the gym and hit the grind is absolutely none at all because we're dedicated to not working out.

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It's a strict schedule we have but we've got the perseverance to maintain it and the will to strive to completely sink into our couches one day.

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Sibling Code? What Sibling Code? I'm Snitching On You To Mom So I Can Borrow The Car Friday

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Hollywood's always trying to sell us on the idea of sibling secret trust and we're always doing our best to ignore them.

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Why would we literally ever do anything for them when we know exactly what side our bread is buttered on. Hi mom.

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Be The Fact-Checking Friend, Bro

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Don't let your mans pull a flex on the internet that you know is a cold lie.

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Reign that boy in when he starts bragging to the crew that he's drunk 27 Busch Lights in one night and kindly remind him it was actually 3 and he fell asleep on your couch.

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Channel Six Is Not On Your Side Honey

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You can't cheat on anyone anymore, including your job. This career woman had the best and most bitter response to some camerawork that exposed her job hunt.

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You can't do anything without paparazzi these days.

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The Boss Who Was Also A Snapchat Bestfriend

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If you're not already blocking your coworkers from your Insta stories then you need to stop reading right now and go do that.

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Unless, of course, you want your petty boss to know and then deny you that raise, then go off I guess.

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This Cat Trying To Act Like It's The Immaculate Conception Round Two

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Petty people have a sacred duty to do one thing and that's keeping everyone honest — including our feline friends.

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That means calling out your cat on social media because she's been doing more than just "hanging out" with that Tabby cat down the street.

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We Love A Prepared Petty King

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When you're the dramatic and petty one in the relationship, your significant other is always out here asking you for receipts.

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So you gotta step your tea-spilling game up and provide the proof like this boyfriend.

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RIP Sam's Big Toe Argument, You Will Be Sorely Missed

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We will all forever miss the iconic Ron & Sam big toe argument from Jersey Shore. Sam will not forgive and she will not forget and Ron will not stop throwing patio furniture off the balcony and dancing with other girls at the club.

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This was peak petty culture and we were all here for it.

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For Every Person Who Isn't Allowed To DD

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People have the memories of elephants when it comes to being in your car.

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Whether it's the fact you don't have working seat belts, you ran a red one time, or you got into one small honk-off with a Prius, people will always bring it up and use it as an excuse as to why they won't get in your car. Just live a little Sheryl.

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Small Human Already Fluent In Covert Petty Operations

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The joke of the century is your mom telling you that you're "not allowed to eat popsicles."

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What a hoot, that's got us laughing all the way to the freezer and while we choose between the Spongebob ones or chocolate just like this kid.

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Why Is This Screaming Cat Me

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They say there are about ten people in this world who look exactly like you, and honey, you would not believe it but one of them's a cat.

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Okay, physically we're not the same, but spiritually, emotionally, and intellectually we're on the same cosmic petty plane.

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Raise Your Hand If You've Been Personally Victimized By The Sims Game

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The Sims video game is out here damaging our tender little hearts with its starkly real gameplay.

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When your favorite sim who's fast-tracking their way through the criminal career stream gets hit by a meteor while harvesting tomatoes, all you can do harness your petty energy to drag this game.

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Pour One Out For Every Braincell You Lost Talking To A Hypebeast

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We respect the fact that everyone's trying to move on up in the world and saturate their lives with a little glitz and glamor.

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But what we don't respect, frankly, is some broke hypebeast who's Supreme you can see from space fake flexing on us.

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It Must Be That New Kinda Pony

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You wouldn't pay retail price for a knockoff purse, but you'll definitely charge pony price for a shaved dog because that's how petty you are.

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This guy is here reinventing the groomer game and we're all looking at our bank account balance as we consider getting into the equestrian knockoff game.

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Okay, Siri, What's The Damage? Who Hurt You?

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This guy's petty Siri remembered every single time he told her to shut up or asked her for the weather six times in the span of ten minutes.

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My guy, always pack a light jacket in case of inclement weather instead of bugging her because she's clocking the times you annoyed her.

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We Love To See The Effort

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Just because you have a falling out with a friend or ex-partner doesn't mean you should have to throw out all your best photos.

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If you're looking fly, then just photoshop them out and live your best petty life.

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Ahead Of Their Time

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This must be from a while back because this is totally fine today.

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Nowadays, brands duke it out daily on Twitter. Sonic was just too petty, too early in their career.

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It Has More Nutrients Than Whatever Creamer They Were Using

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This really is the epitome of poetic justice.

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If your'e going to be the person who steals coffee creamer from your coworker, you might end up being the guy who drinks breast milk and that's what you deserve.

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He Will Not Be Ignored

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Oh, you thought that putting him in the bathroom while you were cooking dinner would be a way to keep him out of trouble?

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Well, unfortunately for you, you were sorely mistaken.

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That'll Show Her

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This is clearly not a woman that you want to mess with.

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Anyone who is devious enough to come up with something like this is not someone that you want to be on the bad side of...

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Time To Go Buy Some Scissors

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They were clearly in a rush if they needed to park across two parking spaces, but now they're going to have to waste a lot of time going back into the store in search of something to cut that zip tie with.

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Imagine if they just drove off and accepted that this was their car now.

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Learn To Park Or Take The Bus

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Imagine being so fed up with other peoples' parking skills that you keep a coloring sheet in your vehicle to pass out to people when necessary.

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That's some serious goals to aspire to.

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This Is British Blasphemy

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It turns out that British people take a lot of issue with the fact that North Americans sometimes microwave water instead of heating it in a kettle.

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Knowing that gives you the perfect way to exact some petty revenge.

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Don't Take What Isn't Yours

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If someone is repeatedly stealing your food from the office kitchen you have two choices: stop leaving your food in there, or leave decoy food that will scar them for life.

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I'm not proud enough to say that I would learn a valuable lesson here.

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That Won't Take The Edge Of His Flat Earth Theory

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It's hard to rationalize with someone when they wholeheartedly believe in a theory, even if you know that theory is wrong.

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Sometimes you just have to roll with the punches and find laughter when you can.

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They've Found Themselves In A Jam

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Since this car decided that they were more important than everyone else and needed to park across the crosswalk, someone else decided it was important to smash a jar of jam on their hood.

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This driver needs to find a carwash quickly, or else they're going to have to answer a lot of questions.

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I Can Stay Here All Day

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The key to being a successfully petty person is to have the luxury of time.

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If you don't have anywhere to be in the next hour, why not let a bunch of people go in front of you to make a point?

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Nobody Is Getting Anything From Granny

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Grandchildren who aren't thankful won't have anything to be thankful for according to this grandmother.

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So, she made the power move of spending all of her money so no one would have any inheritance.