People Whose Brain Cells Went On Vacation
Most of us have our little space-cadet moments when our brain decides to take an unscheduled hiatus and we're left wondering what 2+2 equals and struggling to complete the most menial tasks. Unless you're Bill Gates or Elon Musk with their super-cerebral power, you've probably felt your concentration lapse.
These people look like they're riding the struggle bus hard and making a bunch of questionable decisions. We're going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that it was just this one day that their minds were lagging. But we can confidently say that these people are no Microsoft CEOs.
The Guy Who Thought Fake IDs Were More Fun With Friends
Humans are social animals and that doesn't go away when they have to do stuff like pose for fake IDs.
We totally understand where this man is coming from when he asked his girlfriend to be in his fake ID photo, but he needs to rethink this decision.
The Man Living In The Year 3000, But His Fish Is Long Gone
On Free Slurpee Day we all know to bring in the biggest container we can find. This man, however, decided that the classic big water bottle wasn't enough, so he decided to use an aquarium.
Sure, this seems like a smart move, but we're concerned about cleanliness, diabetes, and back support, just to name a couple of things.
Whoever Designed This Ramp Is Actively Trying To Kill People And Should Be Locked Up
This stair designer heard about making buildings wheelchair accessible and thought "yeah I can do that."
The only problem is that if anyone uses the wheelchair ramp going down, they're in for the ride of their life. Literally, the last one of their life.
Just Some Small Yellow Watermelons
The regular label guy at the grocery store had the day off so they must've brought in the intern who's never eaten fruit before.
He did a great job and I'm sure nobody's really going to mind the watermelons being more sour, yellow, and tinier than usual.
Imagine Losing Your iPad Like This
I still lose my phone the same way this person lost their iPad. Even though I know there's an iPad in this picture, it took me forever to find it.
Imagine what it must have been like looking for it without knowing where it is.
Is That Even A Good Price?
This person couldn't bear to think anymore and gave up altogether.
Grammar goes out the window, you just have to get that banana sale sign up before the store opens.
The Fire Inspector Who's Not Sure What It Is
Don't tell this person how to do their job because they've got it completely covered. They're out here making homes fire-safe since 1997. Or maybe it was 1998?
Actually, hold on a second, I wrote it down somewhere let me just...
How Does One... Bottle Ice?
A big shoutout goes to this man who was the first to discover bottled ice, you know, that new product that we can't wrap our heads around how it works.
It's like a lava lamp or a 3D printer, a true mystery and a testament to our scientific progress.
The Lady Who Looked For Texture, Fibre, And Knee-Pad Capability When Shopping For Bread
I hope this disrespectful bread-wasting lady found the multigrain-honey she was looking for and it was worth all of this nonsense.
If this photo doesn't fill you with rage then you need to go home and rethink everything because this woman right here is the enemy of society.
The Consignment Shop Sign That Didn't Stop Resuing No Matter The Law
This sign is the perfect example of why you need a marketing expert on your team.
They're going to be there for your business needs when you're making advertisements, creating deals, and if your sign is borderline homicidal or not.
Who Wants To Tell Him?
So who wants to fill this man in?
Either he's trying to prove a point to someone that an umbrella still works even if it's open (which is kind of true?) or in his haste to get to his car without getting wet, he's forgotten that he is carrying something that would stop the rain.
No Pets Except For This Cat, My Fish Goldie, And My Brother's Six Dogs
By "no pets" this couch-seller means "yes pets" because who doesn't love a good animal?
Seriously, change your perspective, warm your cold dead heart, and just buy a lint roller for the matted cat hair that this cat graciously left for you on your new couch.
Identity Theft Is Still Identity Theft Even If You Have The Same Name
This is a real-life narcissist in the wild people.
Speak very slowly, ask them nothing about their life if you don't want to be sucked into an hour-long conversation, and don't dare to have the same name as them unless you want to be accused of identity theft.
This Harry Potter Exit
For sure dude, let me just platform nine and three quarters us out of this car park.
When the exit is just a concrete pole in the middle of the walkway you know this is a test and you're about to go to Hogwarts.
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service, No Store, Nothing To See Here, Go Away
This store is extremely negative and I think it's hurting their business. Last time a woman tried to walk in there with her purse she got tackled to the ground by security.
It's a miracle she got in there in the first place. There wasn't even anyone inside for service anyway.
A Chilly Morning Surprise
If you live in a place where it's cold enough to snow overnight, why was your sunroof even open from the day before?
Were you just enjoying the cold winter breeze during the day?
A Tree Cutting Job Well Done, And Only Blocking 98% Of The Driveway
This tree cutting service is here to cut the trees and that's it. Do you have a driveway, a house, and a couple of cars that you don't want to be blocked or damaged?
Sounds like a "you problem" and this guy can't hear you over the sound of his sweet chainsaw.
The Website Designer Who Was New To The Whole Names Thing
Today this website designer learned that names can come in all lengths, not just four letters and up.
Either they're ignorant about practically everything, or a Jim wronged them in the past and this is the only way they could think of to get revenge.
The Ramen Recipe Called For Water But This Chef Said "Nahhhhh Too Many Calories"
This is what happens when you forget to put water in with your microwavable ramen after years of not wearing your helmet in full-contact football.
Head trauma is the only explanation for this home cooking fail.
Sometimes you just want to wash your clothes
This unlucky person wore gloves while washing some clothes, but the dye STILL got through and stained their hands.
On the bright side, at least they can command armies of undead, right?
Can We Or Can We Not Buy Happiness? I'm Confused
The best things in like may be free, but the knowledge that that's the truth costs about as much as a university degree and ten years of your life working in a field you don't want to be in.
Hahaha, funny how that works.
Siri, Play "We're All In This Together"
Okay, so maybe one person did this and then everyone else thought they should follow suit for symmetry's sake.
Either this is the beginning of a small transportation revolution or everyone collectively isn't paying attention. Not to be cynical but we think it's the last one.
She Loves Denny's So Much, But Put One Star
This person is highly relatable and is every one of us at three am after the bar when all we want are pancakes and bacon.
She probably meant to put five stars, but couldn't coordinate her thumbs around the sheer drunk emotion she was feeling.
If You Say It Weird It Sounds The Same As "Pepper"
This labeller is the eptiome of "just doing my job, man." When their boss had a cold and told them to label the "paper" shaker they thought they might've misheard.
But then they reminded themselves that they're only being paid minimum wage and this happened.
God, When Will It Ever Stop Raining Avocadoes?
I'm pretty sure there's something about the day of reckoning in the bible that mentions that the sky will open and down will come avocados.
No? Well then explain this dude's yard.
The Physics Master Who Knows How Sand Works, Thank You
This guy has played in a sandbox or two growing up. He's an expert in knowing how to make the perfect sandcastle and how to perfectly kick a bunch of the stuff in his little brother's face.
He knows he's just gotta tie that stuff down on the flatbed and it's ready to rock and roll.
The Person Who Just Learned About Poverty, Wow Glad We Could Witness It
Imagine being so privileged that you tweet this out to the world.
I didn't want to say this but this person is communicating major exchange student in France vibes and I hope their baguette was stale this morning.
Open 24/7 Except Sundays, Fridays, And Weekdays They Close At 6
Let's be honest, nobody really needs to be shopping past midnight so we'll just close then. Sundays are bad for us too, can we reschedule for Mondays?
Maybe only for a couple of hours since I think my mom needs me that day.
The Perfect Theatre For People Who'd Rather See And Hear Screaming Children Rather Than Watch The Movie
It's rare that somebody captures a photo of the underworld, but hey, here it is.
This is the seventh circle and it's exclusive for that niche market of people who have kids, and who obviously don't want to see a movie, but still want to feel like they're seeing a movie. Smart business.
The Traffic Lights That Really Kept The One Coyote A Day That Walked There Moving Steadily
These are your taxes at work people. These lights are helping direct a heavy stream of air that's constantly rushing down this rural road.
Haters will say this is "unnecessary" but clearly they haven't stood in front of a fan before.
Spellcheck Was Needed For This Sign Because This Is Now The Last Thai Place I Want To Eat
The reason Google translate exists is for moments like this. If you're not sure about spelling before spending a couple hundred dollars on a sign then you should probably double check.
Or not. Maybe this is what they meant and this is just an adult Thai restaurant.
The California Roll That Caused Their Brain To Crash
Whoever was prepping this sushi roll had a moment when their brain just shut off.
Not for long though, just enough so that they could create the most visually uncomfortable image to ever exist.
Everybody Loves Raymond, But Not As Much As This Guy
This shrine isn't really an example of a lapse in judgment as much as it is a lapse in normalcy.
Nobody really asked or wanted this person to be as passionate about this show as they are, but... we're not angry they did. More just concerned.
It's Not DiGiorno, It's Inedible
It's one thing to leave the cardboard underneath the pizza when you put it in the oven but this is a whole other problem.
Someone at DiGiorno probably should've realized something was wrong when they started spreading sauce and cheese onto a piece of cardboard.
A Rude Awakening
This person is going to be real shocked when they come out at the end of the day to find out that someone managed to steal their bike, despite it being "securely" locked up...
As simple as this would be to still steal, it's got to be uncomfortable to try and peddle with that around your feet.
Close Enough
Amphibious, ambidextrous, basically the same thing.
For all we know, this is the right word, and this pitcher has webbed feet or frog legs hidden under his jersey. We don't know his story.
At Least It Looks Comfy
The hotel tried so hard, too. They were probably just as disappointed as this girl was that a 19-year-old would be sleeping in the room.
A waste of a perfectly lovely childhood bed.
It's Not A 3D Scanner
Not sure what they're teaching youths nowadays but common sense doesn't seem to be on the curriculum.
Why would this teacher want to see the front of your passport? What purpose could that serve?
Jamie Would Be Proud
This should still count as a resume because, clearly, this girl knows good food, and what more do you want in a job candidate?
Regardless of what the job is, she'll bring Jamie Oliver's chili for the next potluck! You're hired!
Hypocrites, All Of You!
At the very least they could've printed it on recycled paper or something right?
Make your campaign a little more believable, or pretend that you actually care about going paperless.
For Your Four-Legged Friends Only
Always make sure you're paying attention in the grocery store when your child says they want the ice cream with the doggie on it.
Otherwise, you'll end up buying dog treats for your child like this man accidentally did.
This Is Why We Repeat The Order
When you work in a food service job, if you think that an order sounds wrong it probably is.
Does it seem weird that someone wanted three donuts inside a cup of water? That's because they didn't want that.
Maybe Your Should Buy Your Books Somewhere Else
Whoever was in charge of putting this sign up should be the one going back to school this fall.
It's pretty clear that English was not a class they excelled in.
You Won't Be Doing Much Unloading Here
The idea of a loading dock is that there are going to be frequent deliveries of varying sizes of products right?
So typically, you'd design a loading bay that had lots of room for unloading, however, this company took the opposite approach.
Apparently It's A Popular Tattoo
These two gentlemen probably made this man's night when they asked to take a photo with him.
However, they're not going to be laughing when years from now their friends still bring up the fact that they took a photo with a man who was not Mike Tyson.
This Is Not A Person We Want To Mess With
It would've taken a lot of force for someone to stab a plastic straw through one of those thick lids.
We hope whatever they're going through gets better soon so they can come back to reality.
Let's Hope They Weren't Allergic
Whether the waiter forgot to write it down or the chef was in their own world, this is one way to send your food back to the kitchen after you request a substitution.
This also might be the way that you manage to annoy every person who works at the restaurant.
The Stock Person Was Still Half Asleep
Ah yes, this is just what we've been looking for.
We've been searching for a deodorant that is the perfect balance of real & natural but still tasty, and now we've finally found it.
Peppa Would Never Commit A Crime
If it looks like money and it says that it's money, it must be money right?
This is probably the last bill this cashier will ever be in charge of handling, so at least it was a good one.
Feel The Warmth Of Their Holiday Spirit
This is technically one way that you could light up a house for Christmas.
However, we're guessing that Walmart didn't mean to encourage their customers to commit arson during the holidays.
I Guess They Didn't Want To Use That Code That Badly
You have to understand that at least one of your friends on Snapchat is a snake and they will steal that code from you in a second.
Just keep some things to yourself.
At Least She Looks Amazing
This woman ended up finding herself in the men's bathroom without knowing it...because the little man on the bathroom sign and urinals weren't enough of a clue.
She looks cute, though, so there is that.
Tape That Back Up
He was just so excited to see what might be written on the card that he just ripped the top off not realizing it was just money inside...even though it was a money envelope.
A little bit of tape will fix this right?
From A Bad Morning To Worse
When you're having one of those mornings, sometimes you need to add a little something to your coffee, like some liquor, or, you know, cinnamon.
Garlic in coffee seems like something that would leave an aftertaste like nothing else.
She Just Couldn't See Them
Somehow, this woman got her glasses stuck to the bottom of the loaf pan and baked them into her banana bread.
How does something like that go down without you knowing?
Who Would Be Sad To Bring Home UNO The Game?
Some people really don't think before they speak.
They probably didn't look at the whole picture, because no one would refer to UNO as their bud...or be bummed that they were bringing that game home.
It's A Great Looking Apple
We've all seen some wax fruit that looks like it's almost real, but we all know that it isn't in-fact, edible.
But hey, when you're hungry, you'll give anything a try.
Does No One Proofread?
Sorry, Tom. They heard your request but decided that they weren't going to honor it because it didn't make for a good story.
That or they just didn't take in the words they were typing.
That's A Lot Of Bubbles
This has all of the signs of a prank gone wrong.
Putting a little bit of soap into the fountain at 7 Eleven may seem harmless, but then you end up with this mess.
That's One Big Watermelon
Just toss that melon right on the scale and weigh that melon!
Oh, wait...that might break the scale and cause a mess, which is a thought that the person who did this did not have.
Saved At The Last Minute
This person's brain actually stepped in at the right moment and stopped them from eating something really, really disgusting.
But how on earth did they not notice the praying mantis in their salad before this?
Well, Whoops.
This is a bizarre-looking sight.
It's not every day that you have to move a heavy statue, so we can't really blame the person for not knowing that the whole thing would come crashing through the rear window when they hit the brakes too fast.
He's Really Into St. Patrick's Day
This genius decided to let their white dog out into the yard right after they mowed the lawn. Now they have a leprechaun instead of a dog.
Hey, at least they're all ready for St. Patrick's Day.
Personalized Ink
Right about now, it's becoming really apparent that using an uncapped pen to hold her hair up was not the smartest idea in the world.
Our question is, how does she not feel the pen writing all over the back of her neck?
School Nightmares IRL
This is like one of those nightmares you have about school except it happened in real life. Diego just didn't even realize the final was today, May 8, at 10:15.
Hopefully, he has an understanding teacher.
Hair Dye Comes Off Like Newsprint On Silly Putty
Anyone who remembers playing with Silly Putty and the newspaper knows exactly what happened here.
The Walmart bag design transferred to her hair when she used it as a shower cap. Oof.
Hot Charcoal Don't Belong In The Garbage Can, Folks
A Redditor snapped this pic of their neighbor's trash can and wrote that they had dumped hot charcoal from a BBQ right into the plastic container.
What did they think would happen? Sigh.
