Confusing Pics That Prove We’re All Just Stumbling Through Life
Life is just one big whirlwind of weirdness and confusion where everyone's just kind of blindly going through it until they die. One of the fundamental laws of the universe is that absolutely none of us know what's going on and these photos are here to prove it.
So get ready to be staring at your screen doing a good ol' fashioned slow blink at the tomfoolery that's going on in these images. You're going to feel confused, angry, and maybe even happy, but most of all you'll just want off this bizarre planet.
Why Does The Shaq Pregnancy Test Exist, And Why Does It Come With Stickers?
So Shaq is out here creating products for markets that we weren't even sure existed. He and his marketing team discovered a healthy demand for Shaq-related products by women who think they're pregnant and who really love stickers.
We're confused but mostly we're impressed it's over "90% accurate."
This Dog Scares The Daylights Out Of Me
This dog clearly has never heard of quality face-to-face time because it would rather stare at its owner through a reflection. How are they ever supposed to build a healthy relationship?
What is the owner supposed to do, feed it treats through the mirror?
The First Time This Person Has Ever Used Or Seen Toilet Paper Apparently
Imagine living with this absolute psychopath for just one minute. You'd ask them to "change the toilet paper" and they'd go and pull a stunt like this.
How in the heck did this even happen and why did the universe allow this to take place?
Make Sure You Wash Your Pizza Before Ruining My Day
Hahahaha, do you get why this guy is doing this? Hahahaha, it's because pizza is categorized as a vegetable and we normally wash vegetables!
Hahaha, how funny is that? Not at all. This man is a monster.
This Dog Looks Fake In Like Six Different Ways
Where are the ears? Why are the eyes so human? Why is the skin so plastic looking? Where are the teeth?
We have many questions for this bizarre-looking dog but we're too afraid to ask them because we don't want to kill his happy vibe.
Popped A Moist Towelette And Now I'm Faded And Going To The ER
No offense, but we're weirded out about how this even happened.
Why is this man going around and popping random unknown pills in restaurant bathrooms and ignoring that there's "TOWEL" written on them? What kind of person can live their life like that?
The Foundation That Can Change Your Eye Color Too Apparently
So this is an advertisement for a GMO foundation, apparently. Not only can it hide the appearance of discoloration, fine lines, and dark circles, but it can change your genetic makeup as well.
That's all well and good because I've always wanted to look like Carmen Diaz.
The Man Who Stared At Fruit So Long That He Wanted To Become One
I'm hoping that this guy is a hairdresser and can do this tomfoolery on himself because if not then this is a tough one to explain to your local barber.
"Yeah, I want the number three except leave it really long on the top and dye it bright green.
The Shop That Accepts Many Forms Of Valuables
God, don't you hate it when you go to a store but it's the one day you forgot your Visa?
Well no worries, because this shop has got you covered and you can finally barter with that goat that's just been sitting in your car.
Buzz Lightyear Except Hit In The Face With A Frying Pan
Sometimes you feel buzzed and other times the buzz feels you. Or something like that.
This Buzz Lightyear isn't really sure about what that means either since the accident that made him look this way. Actually, he's wondering what day it is today too.
Thank God For New Inventions We Already Have
We're confused about why this thing made the news at all. Why does the media treat us like we're four months old and never heard of an airplane before?
We've played airplane with our food so we're well aware of their existence, thank you.
The Sentient Snowbank
There's nothing more confusing than seeing an inanimate object act like it's gained sentience.
Listen, I know trees can't talk, but the way that the snowbank is staring at them every time they rustle in the wind makes me think there are some secrets being exchanged over yonder.
No Seriously, What Did They Eat? Shrimps Hiking?
So, an appropriate response to a question that you don't know the answer to is "I don't know."
Don't try and fit the correct shrimp scampi answer into a "shrimp camping" box because that just makes everyone severely uncomfortable.
The Inspirational Stairs That Just Inspired Me To Have A Stroke
You want good? You gotta help want good.
If you're not sure who spoke those inspirational words maybe you need to educate yourself more on what prophetic and inspirational stairs have been saying during these dark days.
Lemme Just Squeeze Into A Shifting Fault Line, Alright, Snap The Pic
Here's a photo of a man who doesn't care about his body. When he saw the awful damage that an earthquake caused to people's livelihoods, he thought that the fault line where it happened along would be a perfect place for a photo.
Good thing those hips are made of steel, huh my guy?
The Sign That Was Firm On Its "NO" Stance But We're Not Sure About What
I'm trying to stop myself from yelling "THIS SIGN IS A MAJOR MOOD" at the top of my lungs.
Just that simple "no" is the only spirit animal I'll ever need. I'm not sure about what the sign is referring to, but lemme tell you, it's a no from me as well.
You Can Only See The Smiling Woman If You Squint
Close your eyes a little and watch this image completely screw with your mind.
If you really want to waste a few minutes at work I highly recommend just freaking your brain out by staring at this man's weird soulless eyes.
The Tablecloth That Looks Like Hair Has Made Me Book My Ticket Off The Planet
This tablecloth is nasty and the person who designed it has never eaten a meal before. If they had then they would know how awful and disgusting it is to be chewing food and have to stop and pull a hair out of your mouth.
We have questions about why this person wanted to unearth that particular brand of PTSD.
I Want The Name Of The Person Who Thought The Shower Needed A Window At This Exact Height
So either the window designer is a major creep, or nothing. That's the only option.
There's no other explanation for why they would put a window in at this height unless they're auditioning for Ghostface in the Scream franchise.
It's Always 3 O' Clock Somewhere, And That Somewhere Is Here Baby
The person who made this clock has heard of the hours from two-four and thought that these limits were irrelevant.
They think that two is basically three and four is basically three as well, so they cut them out. That's minimalism, baby.
The T-Shirt Designer Who's Never Looked At A Map
If you've failed geography and never traveled the world maybe don't get into map-themed t-shirt design. That's just a suggestion of course.
Clearly this t-shirt designer is living a fine life and is planning on visiting the Great Pyramids in North China next year for a vacation.
This Is The Cooking Club, Not The Graphic Design Club You Fool
Einstein once said that "you can't judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree." So you can't judge the "Coig Okn Club" by their graphic design skills.
Judge them by the butteriness of their scones like a normal person.
Thank God, It's The One Day A Year I Can Eat
Listen, everyone loves a new-age hipster restaurant with infusion dishes and gluten-free options. But can we talk about the decor for just a second? It's just... wrong and extra.
Next time you go to any Chili's just picture this sign in there hanging on the wall and you'll see what I mean.
The Drain That Said "No Thank You Not Today"
We all know that drains work because they drain stuff... meaning they use gravity to let the water fall through them.
I used to think that was a safe generalization to make until I saw this drain and I realized that some people are out here building "lifts" instead of drains.
The Brick Wall That Felt Kind Of Sad And Wilted Away
It's human nature to have off days when we're not feeling totally ourselves, but we put on a brave face and go about our days anyway.
This brick wall had someone honk at it on its morning commute and it really took a toll, so today it's barely hanging in there. Literally barely hanging.
We're Not Sure Who's Got The Upper Hand In this Life Or Death Situation
We're confused by the sheer malice present in this photo. On one hand, the cat owner is clearly trying to suss out his cat's thirst for blood.
On the other hand, the cat might be trying to figure out how he caught wind of his plan. Either way, someone's dead at the end of this and we're not responsible.
Eagle By Day, Pirate By Night, And 24/7 Always Confusing For Us
I'm not exactly sure how this architect made this possible but they've merged my love of two things I thought would never be together—eagles and pirates.
Thank God too, because this collab has got me feeling arrrr-mazing.
Okay So, A Couple Questions About This One, First Are Beans Glittery?
I understand cooking beans and I do love to do it myself, but in what world does the bean water look like a bath bomb? Sure, the oil on the top is shiny but I wouldn't say it's "gold glitter."
This person needs to take more baths because clearly their expectations are way too low.
Save Power By Just Never Using Electricity
We love all the positive "save the environment" messages out here in our world these days. It's just some of them are a little confusing.
How do we start saving energy if we don't start wasting it in the first place? Maybe this is some psychology thing that I missed in high school.
The Fijian Bike Path Is Either Trying To Kill Us Or Is Meant For Very Skinny Bikes
Don't you love it when the world feels like it's really out to get you? When every day is a constant struggle you really realize how powerful and self-reliant you truly are.
That's especially true when the bike lanes revolt and try to cut you in half. A true warrior doesn't let that happen.
So Many Questions To Ask
Feet are already disgusting, but if feet looked like they do in this picture on a regular basis, they would be vomit worthy.
But, to answer the question, no you aren't the only one whose charger looks like that. By about day two of having a charger the wires start to fray, and you risk getting electrocuted.
"I Will Pay You"
Imagine wanting to sing so badly that you're willing to pay someone 15 dollars an hour just to sit there?
I have a gut feeling that this guy's singing may sound more like a pig's mating call, but that's just speculation.
Living The Best Mayonnaise Life
This is just another win for mayonnaise in its fight for condiment dominance. It's by far the best sauce to put on virtually anything.
It's slowly knocking out mustard which is hands-down the worst condiment on the planet. It takes like smelly feet with yellow food coloring.
These People Are Serial Killers
If you're wondering what the tell-tale sign of a serial killer is, look no further than this picture.
Anyone who eats chocolate bars without splitting it into their respective sections, or bites Hubba Bubba down the middle is officially no friend of mine and should be in jail with no questions asked.
The Exclusive Table
This takes the VI(Pee) table to a very literal sense. This needs to be a staple at every restaurant for families with kids who are disruptive.
If the kid complains about any food, or God forbid, starts crying — put them immediately on the VIP table.
You Can't Unsee It
You know those pictures that you thought looked innocent at first glance and then someone asks if you see a resemblance to something completely unrelated and now that's all you can see?
Well, somehow this vodka literally looks like an ultrasound, and it's actually one of the creepiest things you can find on the internet.
Mustard Should Be Extinct By Now
Let's just have a little chat about mustard. The fact that anyone can put mustard on their food and not cringe when it slides down your throat is absolutely beyond me.
It tastes like sweaty feet mixed with yellow food coloring, yet it's still one of the most popular condiments on the planet. It needs to stop.
Maybe He's Born With It?
Or maybe it's a wig? This guy sat down and defied all of our expectations when it comes to who can have what hair.
And honestly, he's working it.
Body Enhancing Sausage Juice, Anyone?
This is just straight-up repulsive. I don't care if this hot dog water gave me wings to fly around and super strength, it's not getting close to my mouth.
Just looking at it makes me want to gag. Anyone who is able to look at this product and justify it needs to be ashamed of themselves.
Emotional Support Hamster
For many of us, our dogs and cats help up get through emotional moments in our lives.
But, for some people, they prefer other animals that are less popular. For example, this guy uses his pet hamster as a pocket-sized emotional support system. I don't see a problem here whatsoever
This Is What Nightmares Are Made Of
I don't know about you, but if I saw this in real life, I would be taking the first space shuttle to Mars ASAP.
This girl looks like she's halfway towards becoming the lead villain in the next X-Men movie, and it's severely uncomforting. Hopefully, she checks out a makeup tutorial on YouTube next time.
Don't Question The Power Of UNO
You might think of UNO as a silly game you used to play with friends when you were a kid, but the cards are clearly packing a lot of supernatural power.
Just make sure you agree on the rules or else a fight will break out.
She Is Very Prepared For The Film
I don't know where you could get a bag of popcorn that big or how she managed to smuggle not one, but two large bottles of pop into the theater, but I know she is definitely a powerful being.
Considering almost everyone working at the theater makes minimum wage, I can't imagine they would care if you brought your own food.
Blends Right In
Sure, this seems hilarious in the moment, but what happens when he gets a tan or sunburn?
Does he take a new photo and change the screen to match his new shade?
Back To You Jim
Everyone's got a good side, and this woman's happens to be from the ankle-up. Might be because she knows her angles.
Or because she doesn't want a certain piece of jewelry showing...it's really hard to tell.
The Indiana Jones Remake Looks Like It's Going Well
All Hollywood does these days is make sequels to big box office hits and remake classic movies with a new cast.
Jokes aside, this is probably the coolest Halloween couple's costume I've ever seen.
That Doesn't Seem Right...
I won't pretend to know a lot about makeup or anything, but I'm pretty sure that the false eyelashes are supposed to actually go on your eyes, not the frames of your glasses.
However, her glasses look fabulous, so she gets a pass.
That Is Not A Shadow
For a moment, I was really wondering why the cat's shadow had eye spaces until I realized that it was a second cat there with black fur.
They must have coordinated the same pose.
There's That Mona Lisa Smile!
Someone check the Louvre really quickly to make sure that the Mona Lisa painting still has a woman inside it.
Otherwise, this renaissance piece might be a little lost on the streets of Paris.
Become One With The Land
What are the odds that this guy would end up on this beach and just happen to come across this landmass that has the same shape and proportions as him?
He's owning it, though. Really rocking that bod.
Well, This Looks Ominous
This literally looks like the evil cloud created by a supervillain in a Marvel movie or other supernatural film.
If I saw this terrifying face in the sky, I might start doomsday prepping.
What Did You Say To Him?!
This dog was clearly having a great day until someone delivered some horrible news to him.
Did his favorite toy go missing? Did the cat steal his bed again? I need answers.
