Hilarious Text Responses That Came Out Of Left Field
Sometimes you send a text to somebody expecting to get a nice message as a reply, and then the person you're texting claps back at you with the most savage line you've ever seen.
I think that people are more emboldened to be savage over text because they have time to think about a response and because they don't have to have a face-to-face confrontation. Keep reading to see some of the most interesting text conversations on the internet.
Typical 7-Year-Old
This 7-year-old is all over the place with her text replies. First, she says she wants to be fashionable when she grows up, and then she's commenting on her incoming teeth.
This 7-year-old also seems to have some suspiciously good spelling skills.
A One-Word Reply
Thirteen-year-olds are some of the most savage human beings on the planet. Don't text them nice messages unless you're ready to get roasted.
We don't love a one-word reply.
When Moms Text
Some moms have a hard time figuring out texting etiquette. At least this mom is trying.
Sometimes trying looks like a photo of a cornucopia. You just have to make do with what you're given.
Another Text From Mom
Here's another text that was sent by the same mom. At least this conversation doesn't include any random photos of autumn-related decor.
Somebody needs to teach this woman how to use a phone.
The Show You
I am literally rolling on the floor laughing at the idea that this person actually thought her friend would write "are you okay" as "is you good."
She obviously meant the show You.
We Did It, Joe
Okay, this person knew that her partner's name was Eric. She was making a Kamala Harris reference.
Get with the program, Eric. Watch the news sometime. Follow American politics.
A Practical Answer
This person obviously wanted her friend to come over and heat her up, but he wasn't having any of her shenanigans.
What a savage letdown. He didn't even offer to buy her a heater.
Watch Your Words
There's a big difference between a pedestrian and a pediatrician. If you don't know that difference, you're probably not smart enough to be a pediatrician.
That involves going to medical school.
Oh, The Frustration
This significant other has had it up to here with her partner going out with the boys without a charged phone.
I can feel her frustration through this text message.
Get A Good Look
This person really doesn't want to see the person who sent them this message.
Maybe they got into some kind of fight, or maybe the boredom has just set in.
That's Enough
This person misses their former flame, but it looks like their former flame would rather set them on fire than see them in person.
This is what we call unrequited love.
Eating Cereal
This person either isn't getting the point of these text messages or they really just want to enjoy their cereal in bed.
Sometimes you just want a bowl of Froot Loops and nothing else.
Not Very Considerate
This person doesn't seem remorseful at all about the fact that he cheated on his girlfriend.
Stay away from men like this guy, ladies. This relationship was toxic at best.
Relationship Goals
It's nice to see a positive text exchange after all of those savage replies.
These two people really seem to be in love. Sometimes love just means eating sushi when you don't like sushi.
This Mom Has Had Enough
We're not sure what exactly is going on here, but it seems like this mom has a bone to pick with her son's girlfriend.
Why else would he be asking what time he was born?
A Stubborn Text Exchange
We imagine that this is what the inner workings of Hell look like.
I would not be able to be friends with someone who kept up this "OK" exchange for this long.
What MOM Stands For
It looks like this ungrateful child thinks that "mom" stands for "made of money."
Well, that may or may not be true, but you should really be more respectful to your parents.
A Street Name
When this person asked for his friend's street name, he meant the name of the street that he lived on.
He doesn't live on Lil Marco Boulevard. He thought he meant something else by a "street name."
Feet Pics
This person just had to have her dog put down and this creepy guy comes out of the woodwork asking for feet pics.
This is definitely not okay. This guy has no empathy.
The Wrong Number
This guy got a text message from his friend that was actually meant for his friend's wife. This was his reply.
This is what happens when you text the wrong number.
A Sign In The Bathroom
This guy sent his wife a text message that included this photo of a sign that was hung up in his workplace.
Actually, it was in the washroom at his workplace.
Where Did You Get This Number?
This guy wouldn't reveal how he got this girl's number, so she just decided to block him.
That seems like the right choice. This is beyond creepy. This was a justified savage reply.
That's Humiliating
This guy got a taste of his own medicine. This girl had the best possible reply to his rather unseemly message.
This guy really was humiliating himself, and now that humiliation is all over the internet.
Request Filled
This guy asked for a picture and this girl delivered. It wasn't exactly the kind of picture that this guy was hoping for.
This is the best way to respond to requests for pictures.
Print It All Out
This family has a group chat going and they all regularly send each other the ugliest photos of themselves that they can.
Recently, their mom printed out all of the photos as a gift.
Can't Keep Her Warm
This girl doesn't need a man to keep her warm. She has central heating. She's covered.
She even sent a picture of her thermostat. She wasn't going to put up with any of his shenanigans.
He Wasn't Getting It
This woman came up with some of the most savage replies for a guy who wouldn't stop messaging her.
Some of these jokes went right over his head. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
An Attractive Photo
This guy asked for a picture of this girl's body, so she sent him a picture of a body.
Really, who is to say whether or not it's her body?
The Glitter Incident
This text conversation about an incident regarding some spilled glitter is absolutely hilarious.
Get yourself a friend who will support you through anything—even a glitter disaster. We all know how annoying glitter can be.
