Kids Who Have Chaotic But Good Energy
Kids are strange, weird little people. Their interests, hobbies, and actions can seem totally bizarre and irrational to the rest of us. However, despite their oddities and chaos, they often have good intentions at the heart of many of the things they do.
These are some of the most chaotic, but still very wholesome kids we've seen.
These Boots Where Made For Gawking
Stealing clothes from your parents' closets is one of the most natural things kids like to do.
However, nothing could prepare this mom for when she entered the room and saw her son chilling in her boots.
Always Have A Snack On Hand
Is it absolutely chaotic to carry around a purse stuffed to the brim with Cheetos?
Absolutely, but this girl knew that she was going to feel like a snack, so she did what she had to do.
I Wish I Had As Much Swag As This Baby
I've had my fair share of birthday parties—some of which were pretty wild—but none have even come close to making me look as cool as this 3-month-old infant on his throne.
We've never been this cool.
That's No Princess—That's A Queen
I really love that this little girl was given direct instructions to dress up as a princess for dance class, and she decided that she was no conformist and wanted to be a hotdog instead.
A hotdog princess.
He Has Popsicle Ban Solidarity
This little boy could have just taken a popsicle and run off by himself to eat it, but he also thought of his uncle who also was banned from eating popsicles, and decided to help him too.
He will do great things.
I Wish I Could Ever Feel This Proud Of Myself
Honestly, let's give credit where credit is due: there is no way that balancing that many carrots on all of the drawer handles was an easy or quick task, but he completed it.
Congrats, kid.
The King Of Finding A Silver Lining
He may be stuck inside a claw machine, but he won't let that ruin his mood!
He's making the best of a bad situation and throwing toys and candy down to his fans.
He Thought He Was Helping
In order to help his mom, he took off all the labels from the cans in the pantry.
Well, I guess the next few meals are going to be a bit of a roulette.
I Wish Someone Would Hold Me That Tenderly
Have you ever seen a potato in the grocery store and immediately wanted to cuddle it?
Me neither, but that's the amazing thing about kids—they love anything and everything they come across.
Okay, But Have You Ever Seen A Bird Near Her?
Stuffed animals and blankies are dime a dozen when it comes to kids' toys.
This girl not only has a unique best pal, but she is also constantly protected from birds. It's a win-win.
Just What Dad Wanted For Breakfast!
For Father's Day, this lucky dad has his two kids insist on making him breakfast.
Half of the items on the plate may be inedible, but it's the thought that counts.
I'm Glad You Gave Him The Green Light On The Costume
Halloween is such a fun holiday, especially when you're a kid.
Not only do you get a whole bunch of candy from strangers, but you also get to dress up as your favorite thing or person, even if it is a traffic light!
At Least She's Learning Discipline
I can respect a kid who puts themselves on time out when they know they've been bad.
It shows the ability to self reflect and learn. I'm not sure about locking yourself up in a dog cage, though.
Happy Birthday, Dad!
Aging is one of the inevitable parts of life, but there's nothing to remind you of it quite like a birthday card from your 11-year-old that points out how close you are to death!
The truth hurts sometimes.
Ketchup Is His Favorite Food
I once met a woman who loved ketchup so much that she put it one everything she ate—even birthday cake.
I have a strange feeling that this is her son.
What Do They See?
Imagine having a nice little nap with your kid and you wake up and then they are staring at you like this? I'm not sure I'd be able to handle it.
I would feel too insecure.
All The Essentials Are On The Grocery List
Never leave your grocery list just lying around on the counter, or you will end up with some additions from your kids.
Most go for sugary treats, but I guess butts are a hot commodity too!
She Refuses To Disobey The Rules
When her new canister of aerosol deodorant instructed that it should be held half a foot away during application, this girl was not taking any chances.
She really brought out her ruler and measured.
This Is The Only Cool Kid On The Plane
Attention passengers and flight attendants, this is your captain speaking. You may be experiencing some major cool vibes from the kid in aisle 24.
While the other kids are crying and kicking seats, he's busy modeling.
We Don't Have A Future Artist Here
You know what, though?
This is the kind of thing that a kid would do who is going to be a famous artist someday because they are just above the art day camp stuff, you know?
He Was Too Tired To Make It To Bed
I love that in life, situations that happen to kids are identical to those of drunk college students.
If someone told me they once were so tired they passed out in the bathroom, I would assume they'd just gone to a frat party.
Swimming With The Dolphins Took A Turn
Perhaps what happened was that this little boy had only ever seen a dog kiss something before, so that's why he just went in for the lick with this poor dolphin.
Honestly, we're not sure what to think.
Don't Underestimate A Dumb Kid's Ability To Be Smart
He probably will end up going to Harvard and he'll tell this story as his origin story.
It will be like he worked his way into Harvard out of spite for this tweet.
She's Making A List, Checking It Twice...
When I was a little kid, the only thing I asked for on my 4th birthday was a clipboard so I could make lists on the go.
I feel like this girl is my soul sister.
That's How You Heal A Sore Throat!
Being a parent is hard during cold and flu season for many reasons, one of them being that there's no cure except time.
However, now bandaids can apparently heal sore throats!
He Wanted To Wear The Same Costume As His Crush
This boy clearly hasn't lived long enough to know that women generally actually dislike it when you wear the same outfit as them and risk upstaging them.
But his intentions were pure.
Yes, That Is A Mall Fountain
Things you're likely to find in a mall fountain:
Lots of nickels, dimes, and pennies, probably a few bottle caps, some garbage, and a kid who brought his snorkel going for a quick swim.
Why Have One Chaotic Child When You Can Have Two?
This woman told herself that taking the kids shopping with her wouldn't be so bad, but now her daughter insists that this stock photo in the frame is her, and her son is kissing himself in mirrors.
Their mom couldn't wait to get back home.
Does This Photo Count As A Period Piece?
In this kid's defense, they do kind of look like something you'd find in a fishing kit, so I can understand why his mind went there.
I hope she shows him this photo when he's a teenager, though.
It's A Pillow; It's A Pet!
Petting zoos are a fun way to introduce your child to a bunch of new animals and let them pet a goat.
However, this little girl was much more interested in snoozing with the furry friends.
What A Beautiful Card!
This daughter was making a card for her dad's birthday with the help of her mom, when she found a new sticker she wanted to add to the front.
It's unique, to say the least.
It's Never Too Young To Be In Love
It was love at first sight—or should I say page turn?
You never know when love is going to find you, even if it's for a baby in a book.
His Mom Heard Meowing Noises And Then Came Across This
Kids learn a lot from mimicking those around them, and often that includes the family pet.
While most kids would maybe lick their hands and meow, this boy went for a more immersive experience.
It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes
After having his small, chaotic humans cooped up in an apartment for multiple weeks, it's fair to assume that all of them were going insane.
This was probably the only solution left.
Let Him Believe He's Royalty
This kid just saw a picture of the prince and mistook it as a picture of himself.
It's really cute that he believes he's famous enough to end up on a tabloid magazine and I hope he keeps that confidence forever.
Maybe We Should Assign Him Other Chores
His intentions were fully wholesome: he likes eating oranges so he assumed that the cat would feel the same way.
In other news, this cat only wants the parents to be in charge of his food and water.
He Was Pretending To Be A Tree
While playing hide and seek with her nephew, she stopped counting to see him standing like this.
He thought she wouldn't be able to see him if he pretended to be a tree.
Is My Mom A Murderer?
I love that this kid was ready to believe that his mother was a murderer who had ended the life of her friend's mother in cold blood and stood up against her.
She'll probably grow up to be a lawyer.
Collaborative Pieces Are So Fun!
Kids just want to be included when it comes to creating things, whether it's baking cookies or drawing a picture.
While their contributions might not be great, they are always done with heart.
Solidarity In Popsicle Bans
When he was officially banned from eating popsicles, this kid could've safely taken one and eaten it alone in his room, but he also generously thought of his popsicle-less uncle.
He's smart.
She Just Wanted A Taste
In her defense, most cleaning items look like they would taste good—weren't kids joking about eating Tide Pods last year?
I can see why she would want to drink Windex: it looks just like blue Gatorade.
I'm Sure She'll Feel Better Super Soon!
When asked to make a card for his father to take to his mother in the hospital, this kid thought a hand-written message was the way to go.
I also hope she doesn't barf.
What Do You Have In Here? Rocks?
When going to move her 10-year-old sister's backpack, this girl couldn't help but notice how heavy the bag was.
Turns out, her sister had picked up these "beautiful cube rocks" because she liked their unique shape.
Rihanna's Influence Is So Powerful
Rihanna has had such a powerful influence on popular culture since she emerged onto the entertainment scene 2003.
She even managed to make a kid believe she was the originator of a classic phrase.
This Is So Sweet, Yet So Incorrect
The person who posted this explained that her nephew got a card from his teacher and was stoked!
He read it and then instead of showing anyone, sat pensively on the couch for a while. Finally, he asked quietly, "Auntie...how long have I had autism?"
Sunday School Must Have Been Intense
This is a PSA to all parents: rather than saying things like this when your kids ask about race, just tell them the truth.
Otherwise, they're going to think God is a cannibal.
It's The Thought That Counts
This child took an entire packet of wet wipes and, thinking that he was actually being very helpful, pulled them out one by one and hung them up to dry on this rack.
It's the thought that counts.
Wrong Poo
This father really put himself through the excruciating discomfort of explaining the entire digestive system to a child when all he really had to do was say "the Hundred Acre Wood."
At least he tried?
I Mean, If It Works...
To be fair to this kid, unless you've seen someone use a paperclip before or have assistance using one the first time, it's not a very intuitive device.
The kid's method worked.
I Love His Commitment To The Bit
I really respect that this kid refused to admit that he was not, in fact, nocturnal, but instead persevered in his belief even if it meant stubbing his toes way too many times.
Perseverance will eventually pay off.
A Classic Mix-Up
This sounds absolutely ridiculous to an adult, but as a child, unless you have previously had an allergic reaction, you have no idea what's really happening when you get a random rash.
And you can't actually turn into a bird.
The Teacher Was Not Ready For This
The family dog had a tendency to hump the other family dog, and this little kid decided to call it "riding like a cowboy," and his parents went along with it.
That is, until he drew this at school.
This Sounds So Painful
Every once in a while, I'm reminded that children don't understand that a lot of the common phrases we say, which can be confusing for them since they take things so literally.
Lesson learned.
She's Always Ready For Excitement
Okay, but this is such an adorable thing to do. She just wants to make sure every good moment is celebrated to its fullest...
And what better way to do it than with pocket confetti?
He Just Wants A Little Taste
For the sake of parents everywhere, I implore brands to stop making things in the flavor "blue raspberry."
It's very misleading and makes my kid think that anything blue will taste good.
These Are All Great Phrases
I absolutely adore this kid's efforts to be more polite in expressing his distaste for certain meals.
In fact, I might start referring to subpar foods as them "tasting unlucky to me."
He Does Not Have A Future As a Zoologist
This dad was playing the game where you have an animal on your head and, by asking questions to the person who can see it, you try to guess what you're wearing.
He asked his son if his animal lived in Africa, to which he said, "No."
It Was Definitely Not A Good Idea
Kids will do absolutely terrible, chaotic, and stupid things with no regard for the consequences, so if even a 2-year-old is hesitating at an idea, you know that something disastrous is about to happen.
Sometimes you just can't do anything to stop it.
It's The Thought That Counts
This little guy begged his parents to play a game of hide and seek with him only for him to choose this location as a hiding spot.
His intentions were good, but the execution was tragic.
We Must Keep Them Subdued
Kids are just little machines that run on Welch's Fruit Snacks and pure, unbridled chaos.
You can't give them too much strength or energy if you hope to keep them under control.
