People Who Had A Curveball Thrown At Them In Life
Life can be a tricky thing Everyone is looking for all the right answers, but the truth is, no one can live it for you. You have to take the good with the bad and try to learn from all of life's lessons along the way.
These pics are bound to make you laugh at the exquisite randomness and unexpectedness of the human race.
They're Taking This Museum To The Next Level
Damn, this museum is taking things to the next level!
Interactive fire museums sound thrilling, yet kind of life-threatening. Honestly, though, I hope that nobody got hurt in this fire.
Bad Sign Placement At Its Finest
Who in their right mind thought that it would be okay to put a kid eating a brown substance right next to the "Nappies" sign?
This is just wrong on so many levels.
Terrifying Ghost Baby Prank
If I saw that ghost baby in my child's room, I would definitely get my kid out of there ASAP.
I respect her patience though, and this situation is honestly kind of funny now that I know it's just a picture.
The Cutest Classmate
Oh man, this little dude really is the cutest classmate ever.
Imagine turning around in class and seeing this perfect little BABY behind you? It would be the Best. Day. Ever.
Big Savings
Everyone, drop everything and find your way to this absolutely crazy blowout sale.
What's even the point of put a price drop sign if the price has dropped a whopping 24 cents?
This Could Actually Be Pretty Fun
Talk about 24-hour fitness (literally).
Honestly, it would be WAY more fun to be stuck inside a mall as opposed to a gym, so I hope that Sandy called him back.
Bikers Vs Walkers
I'm not even sure what's going on in this situation, but it seems that these bikers and walkers are not pleased with one another.
I hope that the walkers appreciate the week's notice, though.
The Education System Has Failed
Honestly, this tweet is so dumb that I might have to read a book now to get my brain back in order.
Does this person not fully understand the reproductive system?
Ghost Lecturer
Welcome to 2020, where Universities are charging kids for classes that are run by someone who is no longer breathing.
What if someone has a question about the course? Lol.
These Suggestive Snowpeople
Imagine going on your casual morning stroll with your family and seeing a snowman revealing a little too much on a park bench. Oh, god.
Let's just PLEASE not ruin snowmen for kids, okay?
She's Overthinking It
Most people have a government-issued ID, so I'm pretty sure that pretty much everyone's face is in the system.
Some people just don't seem to think before they tweet, and it shows.
At Least She Apologized
I love polite people, so I feel like as a society, we should normalize behavior like this.
We may all look like we have lost our marbles, but at least the world would be a better place.
He's Having Microwave Issues
The stupidity of the human race honestly baffles me.
The thought of having a microwave cemented to my HEAD gives me an extreme amount of anxiety, so I'll take a hard pass on that.
Dr. Hedgehog
I mean, come on, how could you resist that? I feel like it's even more tempting now that this doctor put up that sign.
Also, it's important to respect people's wishes, so this serial "og"er should probably just retire.
It's Basic Math
Prof. Yika could NOT be more wrong on this one. How did she not realize that she was wrong?
Someone who knows when it's time to admit that they were wrong is just... *chefs kiss*
Manly Baby Bag
It's the 21st century, which means that we should all be okay with a man carrying around a diaper bag.
Come on, people. Seeing stuff like this just makes me sad.
A Medium Rare Way To Die
Someone needs to tell this chef that not all meat can be eaten the same...this could save his life.
While we love a good medium-rare steak, we like our chicken well done with all the bacteria in it well dead.
Comm(unist) Confusion
In a perfect world, we all would be rich, and power would only be an imagined notion, but for today, the lottery is bound to only save the person who wins it.
Keep in mind, though, that they say the odds of you getting struck by lightning on your way to buy a ticket are higher than your odds of winning.
She Misread The Vibe
I vow to always dress up for Halloween, no matter how grown-up I am.
In my opinion, one is never too old for costumes, and I stand by that fact.
How Did She Think This Looked Normal?
This girl edited her photo to the point that this doesn't look right at all.
Profiles just don't look like this, so I'm not too sure what's going on here.
The Sun's Got It All Wrong
This is quite the philosophical question... Except what happens when the sun only comes out at night when you're trying to sleep?
Then when you wake up in darkness and spend the whole day with only the light of the moon?
Time's Just An Illusion
For context, this all started when Baq asked the world who she should be her 800th follower. Except, someone pointed out that she only had 759.
Her argument was that just like 4:59 turns into 5:00, 759 turns into 800...
Headlines That Don't Lie
We got to make up our minds here. What would we rather? Headlines that cover up the truth to keep us tame, or headlines that tell it to us exactly how it is?
This headline's got one thing working for it: it's quite accurate. Before she died, she was alive.
Waiting For An Answer
If you thought this slip of the mind was funny, her follow-up question was "Is it Obama Care?"
In her defense, when you see the title "Obama Care" often enough, your brain might start mixing up all the names.
Your Own Biggest Fan
Here's the thing. No one will ever support you better than yourself. That means you need to always be your own biggest fan, even if that means leaving yourself a review for your performance at Mcdonald's.
To dream big, you got to start somewhere!
Fly Me To The Moon
At this point, can someone fly us to the moon so that we no longer have to be subjected to people who will ask such questions?
We may not have gravity there, but we will at least have some peace and quiet.
The Future Is Here
Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here, the future is now, and the future is big...literally.
It turns out you can now 3D print "buttons" that are as big as the palm of your hand. For those who don't know this a floppy disk (we hope that's not you).
Joke's On Her
The universe has a funny way of getting you revenge so that you don't have to be petty and get it yourself. It's what they call "Karma."
In Tony Hawk's case, that meant being cut off by a woman who assumed he wasn't in first class, only for her to watch him in a movie on the same flight.
Quite A Steal
Imagine if someone went through the trouble of stealing Van Gogh's most famous work of art, the Starry Night, which is valued at 100 million dollars, from the Museum of Modern Art just for fun.
Then imagine that sold it for 20 dollars online...
Cutting Down On Sugar
Although three is lower than four as a digit, a quarter is still smaller than a third...
This was a hard concept to understand in first grade, but today they make measuring cups that physically show that a quarter is smaller than a third cup...
Tony Hawk These Days
Tony Hawk just can't seem to catch a break these days. First people assume he's not worthy of first class.
Then, even knowing who he is, they still don't recognize him when he's standing right in front of them.
A Free Concrete Driveway
"Came home to a newly laid concrete driveway. I did not order a concrete driveway nor any other type of driveway. When the person that laid it came back to see if I was happy with the job, he realized it was the wrong address. I now have a free concrete driveway."
Does anyone else feel bad for the worker who now has to go explain this to their boss?
The Mask Dilemma
Everyone can agree that wearing a mask isn't the most comfortable thing on the planet, but neither is a global pandemic.
If a surgeon can wear theirs for six hours, then you should be fine keeping yours on during a 30-minute grocery trip.
Remaining Publicly Anonymous
Let's just hope that this man's reasons for wanting to stay anonymous have nothing to do with his safety and privacy.
Seeing as this paper has been printed and distributed, his anonymity is now shared by all of Ireland.
A For Effort
What is life if not a series of challenges that we creatively try to solve?
At least now she can be late to wherever she was going proudly knowing that she tried her best, even if her "train" of thought was a little flawed.
Front, Rear, And Side Views
Wouldn't the average person feel a little concerned if their insurance company was asking for pictures of their every angle like they do upon arrest?
This woman acknowledged that it "felt weird" but just went ahead and complied anyway.
Nice Guy Steve
Poor Steve didn't even bother to correct her all that time. He probably felt like he missed his chance and then just went along with it.
He might as well have switched names with his dog at that point.
The 6'5 Teddy Bear That Was All Leg
This bear is probably the last thing you expected to see today and I'm very sorry for showing it to you.
But you really just have to see the length of these teddy legs. They're both terrifying and something that I want for myself.
Why Would You Be A Part Of This Lie Leroy?
We're probably all used to people pretending their dogs aren’t their own on the internet. Usually, it’s us posing with our mom’s golden retriever or our friend’s adorable little Frenchie.
But there are a few of us who are brave enough to change the name of the dog to something like Leroy, just to really live our lie to the fullest.
Only True Friends Help Trick The Parents
We've probably all lied to our parents at some point in our lives and just crossed our fingers that they don’t ask us for proof because we’re fresh out of that.
Luckily, these girls are true friends who are ready to provide alibis when their parents come knocking at the door demanding a witness.
The Kim Kardashian Tupac Cameo That Never Happened
No matter what some shady magazine says, the collab of the century never happened. Kim Kardashian as a teenager was never in a Tupac music video.
I know, it's a hard realization, but you’ve got to stay strong as you process this blow.
This Instagram Nature Queen Who Didn't Have To Leave Her Backyard
We can't trust some of these social media influencers.
From what I’ve gathered in my many years on the internet, any time someone says they’re on a "hike," they’re probably just in their backyard posing by a shrub.
The Doggie Stairs To The Couch Where Pets Were "Never Aloud On"
Besides the obvious spelling mistake of "allowed," this Facebook marketplace poster didn't review their photos either before trying to sell their couch.
Either the pets were actually welcomed on the sofa or mom likes to walk up to the sofa because this photo isn’t checking out.
The Hotel With The Beautiful "View" Overlooking The Drywall
Sometimes when you rent a hotel room you have to expect that it just isn't going to match its Hotels.com description.
When it says "tub in the room" it actually means there’s a large bucket in the corner.
The Girl Who Just Uses A Little Mascara In Her Beauty Routine
We've all probably told a lie about our beauty routines—mine is telling people I "showered" that day when really it was just raining on my walk to work.
This lady, however, needs to understand that you just can’t be downplaying what others can clearly see.
Ripped Jeans Are Now Your Go-To Uniform For Test Days
If you're not in school anymore I’m deeply sorry because this test cheat hack for ripped jeans is the most genius thing ever and every student is going to start doing it.
Watch out teachers, your class is going to be dressing bad but getting those good grades.
The Guy Who Was Just So Over His Feet Taking All Those Paparazzi Pics!!
The dedication this man has to fool us into thinking that he's got a girlfriend who just won’t stop taking photos of him is wildly impressive.
He even busted out the wig and clipped his toenails for better foot-grippage to add to the effect.
The Traveler Who Was All Ready To Go With His Camera And High-Res Computer Screen
This is the stunt I'm going to pull the next time someone won’t stop bothering me.
What better way to shirk every single one of your responsibilities than to pretend to move abroad? Just make sure your screen brightness is turned all the way up…
These Instagram Daredevils Are Playing With Us
Next time you see a cool Instagram post by your favorite travel influencer just know that it could be a couple of hands lurking in a pair of shoes.
Be wary, these hand-shoes are out here haunting us.
The Guy Who's First Whip Turned Out To Be Public Transit
This man is out here dreaming big with his bus rides and it's the aspirational energy you probably need to get through your day.
If you close your eyes, turn your music up, and ignore the guy who smells like pee beside you, any bus ride can feel like a trip in a Lamborghini.
The Mom Who Got Surprised Her Kid With A Mac (Note)Book.
This mom is the original absolute trickster. She's out here saving money on her kid’s Christmas presents and tricking them while she’s doing it.
She’s the #parentinggoals we need on the internet.
The Customer Review That Was A Prequel
This man must've had a mad scoop on this new product because he put in his two cents before the thing was even out.
Wow, we aspire to one day have the connections and the sheer confidence to post an obviously fake review like this.
The Nice Car That Actually Belonged To The Neighbor
Successful people never look back.
Not when they're reversing their brand new Benzos, and especially not when they’re valeting the car for the person who owns it or just sitting in the front seat in the neighbor’s driveway for a little while imaging things.
The Stunts He Pulled To Call In Sick
This man is out here pulling a disguise that any magician or secret agent would be proud of.
The amount of sheer spy-level MI6 concealment that he did to get off work could secure him a spot in the CIA.
The Tortoise Who Cried Orange Juice Apparently
Thank God for animal experts on the internet because they are out here fact-checking the absolute nonsense out of these counterfeit turtle stories.
If it wasn't for them we would never know that turtles cry orange juice.
The Wall That Could Only Dream Of Being A Vent
Dress for the job you want not the job you have.
This little patch of wall clearly knows this and clearly is dreaming about the day that it can provide the people in the room the quality ventilated air they deserve.
My Dude, Not Your Parrot
Not sure why people are out here stealing parrots and lying about their ages, but it's happening and you need to start being more careful around the parents you trust.
Some of them say they’re ten-years-old, but you’re going to need to check some ID.
The Catfish Carpenter
This man is totally out here building things himself and posting photos of his creations online.
Look, just because you can find photos of the exact same bed online doesn't mean he stole the pictures… great minds do think alike you know.
Someone Get This Amnesia Faker An Oscar
The dedication this Hannah Montana fan has to her acting craft is truly something to be admired.
She was willing to go through all this just to live her life like a TV show and we're starting a slow-clap for her.
The Grandma Who's Out Here Knitting Up A Storm For Her Grandkids
This internet grandma is a dedicated knitter apparently because she crafted the exact same intricate yarn doll twice for both her grandkids!
Wow! What a lady with some quick knitting fingers that truly fly.
