These People Are The Very Definition Of Chaotic Good
Of all the types of people you can be on that Dungeons and Dragons alignment chart, Chaotic Good is perhaps the most interesting. We love people who use their chaotic energy and disregard for the law for the good of mankind. All of the people on this list fit that description.
Keep reading to see some people who ignored the rules in the best way possible. Sometimes you have to let your freak flag fly.
Stay Put
This guy found a child wandering around a toy store by herself, so he placed a circle of dinosaurs around her so she would stay put while he went to find her parents.
Just A Day Trip
This 8-year-old was just trying to be a good big brother. He also took the time to figure out how to drive a car from the internet. It seems like he's super resourceful.
Revenge Tastes Sweet
This is what all people who abandon their dogs deserve. This dog has a strong sense of justice—strong enough to carry him 100 kilometers to enact his revenge. That owner got what was coming to him.
An Old Classic
Is Bart chaotic good? We might place him in the chaotic neutral zone on a normal day, but on this particular day, Bart was feeling like being a good person.
Play Canceled After Actor Breaks Character To Fight Audience Member
Who goes to a Tennessee Williams play just to heckle the actors? You'd think the people who pay to see high art would be more civilized than that. Big Daddy got angry.
Banna Art
This mom was just trying to make her son's day at school a little bit more interesting. It was a nice gesture. Maybe the teacher should learn to control her class rather than tell a kid he can't have cool bananas anymore.
Give Minnie Her Job Back
We knew that Theodore Roosevelt was a good president, but we didn't know that he was also a really good dude. He stood up for Minnie when nobody else would.
A Good Friend
As Professor Dumbledore once told us, it takes a strong person to stand up to their enemies, but an even stronger person to punch their step-dad in the face for using a racial slur.
Spreading The Good Word
It's important to encourage people to wear masks and maintain social distancing protocols during this unprecedented time. That's why this guy is scaring people silly in a Grim Reaper costume.
Homosexuality Is In
These two guys saw an opportunity to make a hateful sign a little bit more hip, so they took that opportunity. We think the sign looks a lot better now.
A Chaotic Canine
This chaotic good dog broke out of her kennel just to comfort some puppies who were crying during the night. She didn't care about escaping or getting into food bags. What a good dog.
Diana Didn't Care
Princess Diana was too good for the royals. She regularly broke their rules, but only to promote kindness and justice and to have fun with her kids. We miss her so much.
Looking Out For The Unborn
This guy took the law into his own hands when he saw a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette. He probably shouldn't have hit her. That's not great for the baby either.
Drive-By Giving
We've heard of a drive-by shooting, but never a drive-by giving. This person may not be very lawful, but we know deep down they're chaotic for the good of mankind.
He Made An Attempt
We're not sure how this guy was planning on barbecuing people. The important thing is that he made an attempt. That's how we know that he's both chaotic and good.
When The Fire Department Sabotages The Police
Ratting out the police and telling everyone about their secret hiding spot is probably the most chaotic good thing you can do. The fact that this sign was written by the fire department just makes it so much better.
Just Checking In
This person is using her sneaking around powers to check in on her friend and make sure she's okay. This is what real friends are for. Also, can we please have a link to that playlist for all of 2020?
Good Guy Keanu
Who knew Keanu Reeves was a chaotic good character in real life? Leave it to Keanu to send a death threat to the entire internet in service of protecting animals.
Gotta Keep The Rent Down
If the rent is too damn high, you could peacefully protest like they do in the musical Rent. Or you could de-gentrify your area by force. It's up to you. Take your pick.
Free Mulch
If you want your skate park back, just give away free stuff that isn't yours to give away. That's the lesson we learned here today. People really love free stuff.
The Peacemaker
This guy decided to solve a disagreement between two blind people by escalating the situation. It's not the move we would have made, but it was effective, so who are we to argue with results?
Boys And Their Games
Boys out there who are really good at Call of Duty and who have sisters, get them to go on the mic for you while you play. It's a good time for everybody involved.
Rude, But Not Evil
This man wanted to steal a car. He did not want to steal a baby. Honestly, he's probably being more responsible with the baby than the person who left the baby unattended in the car in the first place.
Stole It Right Back
This woman had her bike stolen, so she did the only thing she could do in that situation. She found her stolen bike on Craigslist and stole it right back.
Breaking And Entering And Not Stealing
This guy really wanted to buy cigarettes, but the store was closed, so he broke in, took a pack of cigarettes, showed the security camera he was paying for them, and left the money on the counter.
How To Make A Difference
This woman took it upon herself to steal a protest sign as an act of protest. It's protest-ception. She did a good thing. The 911 operator probably wasn't too happy with her, though.
Her Last Day On Earth
What would you do if you only had one day to live? This woman wanted to live it up as hard as she possibly could before she left this world forever.
A Sneaky Snapchatter
This guy used the gender switch filter on Snapchat to pose as a 16-year-old girl and lure an officer who had been accused of molesting young girls to a secure location. When he arrived on the scene, the officer was arrested.
A Good Guy Weed Dealer
This is the kind of person who has a moral compass and knows how to use it. He's fine with breaking the law, but he's not fine with people destroying the planet.
Enabling Others
Sometimes it isn't what you do, it's what you give other people the opportunity to do. This guy is getting back at a racist store by enabling stealing. If they weren't following him around, maybe they could catch some actual thieves.
