People Who Made Us Want To Leave The Planet
As technology continues to improve and people like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos continue to innovate, humans might soon be able to travel off the planet. For now, we're stuck on Earth with a bunch of questionable people.
Haven't you ever read something someone's posted or seen something they've done and thought they were off their rocker? Here are pictures that make you want to leave Earth.
"Kid Walks Out The Aisle Sucking On His Finger"
Hopefully, people don't purchase the opened products, but that still doesn't justify this. Parents need to teach their kids this is not okay.
Adults, you aren't off the hook either. If a grownup was the one who did this, we really need to get off this planet.
Why Would You Do This?
There isn't anything that can explain this poor behavior. Being drunk doesn't rectify it, and neither does making a "quick stop." No one should park like this.
Even if there are many more spots open, this isn't the way to operate. Who says you deserve two spots?
Good Thing They Figured It Out
The only silver lining here is that the person who posted would later edit it and let us know they were wrong to ask that question. Some people don't think before they speak.
Every day, the world reveals that the people who inhabit it aren't all equal. Some have to deal with questions like this more than others.
Just A Bear In A Lambo
Bears like to tear humans apart, right? They also have the power to destroy a car if they wanted to, correct?
Why would you let a giant bear get in the front seat of a Lamborghini? This wild animal could switch sides at any moment, and you'd be done.
He Needs To Go Back To Basics
Going to the gym should be illegal if you don't have proper form. Seeing people lift like this makes your heart race because they can badly injury themselves.
Does that look like a way you should be lifting a lot of weight? If his back wasn't in agony the next day, bless him.
That's Not Nice At All
If you're not going to leave a tip, don't leave a note explaining why you didn't. If your reasoning behind not leaving one is unfair like this, there's no need to be rude.
Someone just spent their energy serving you and being kind (hopefully), but this is how you repay them?
You're Joking
They always want you to make a secure password, but they don't make it easy for you. This time, this website won't let you get away with anything!
If you can't include common dictionary terms, is this thing asking you to make up a word for your login? How are you to know what counts as a common dictionary word? Do they expect you to memorize the dictionary?
Remain Calm The Day Before An Interview
Social media continues to set young girls and boys up for failure. Did she think going into an interview with fuller lips would give her a better chance?
If that is the case, she shouldn't have tried this routine for the first time before an interview. Hopefully, she was able to reschedule.
"Oblivious Woman On A 5-Hour Flight"
People who aren't considerate during long flights are the worst. How did she not know that there was someone behind her who wanted to watch TV?
It's even worse when you tell them to excuse themselves, but they end up doing it again. It's like they want to do it on purpose.
This Man Needs Some Help
Here's someone who doesn't like their health. He's screaming at a spray paint can as he sprays it at his mouth. What's he trying to prove?
Does he want to see how fast he can go to the emergency room from poisoning? If so, it probably didn't take him long to get there.
He Really Needed A Lifeline?
In what sounds like the easiest question you could get asked on a game show, this man still had to use his lifeline to answer it.
Sure, you can say maybe he got nervous, but let's face the facts. Has anyone ever heard of Zebraforce or Llamathrust? Horsepower is the only logical answer.
A New Kind Of Helmet?
If this man thinks this helmet made out of bread will be safe, he has another thing coming to him. Yes, bread is soft, but it doesn't stack up to a real helmet.
If he were to fall wearing that thing, the pavement is going to have fun scraping up those carbs until it reaches his face.
"A Modern Knight In Chain Armor Made Of Can Tabs"
It's only fitting for a knight to ask for change at the local drug store. He looks as knightly as anyone else would look in the modern era.
He's got the muscles, so all he would need is a horse waiting for him outside. Hopefully, he has one waiting for him.
Snapchat Needed To Know First
Of course, when you're about to pass away, you have to let social media know first. Everyone wants to know how you died and what you were thinking 14 minutes before it was over.
Did it at least feel like he was going to pass when the doctor gave him that time? He was so quick to share it.
What Is She Celebrating?
This lady tied balloons to her hair for her trip to the casino. Is that how she attracts good luck at the slots? The lady next to her is unbothered.
They both want to win something, so they won't let balloon hair get between them and winning. I just need to know why she did this.
You're Kidding, Right?
If anyone had to courage to buy the phone from this person after seeing this post, they're just as bad. No one wants to see the size of the phone like this.
Some people don't get it, but that's okay. They just need more patience to deal with than others.
She Looks Like She's Confident!
This one is worse than the guy who needed a lifeline for one of the easiest questions. She didn't even come close with her answer!
She could've put Jerry Seinfeld, which would have been better. The face she's making also makes you believe she's clueless.
She Dumped Him
If he thinks this is what a great job looks like, then his girlfriend probably dumped him. He made her look like a monster from a movie.
How could she ever forgive him for drawing something so terrifying? It didn't do her any justice at all.
There Goes Her Money
She was so excited to get her debit card that she had to share her money with all her followers. What's even worse is that she gave everyone the number on the back.
Chase shouldn't have approved this woman after checking her records. There had to be something that indicated she was capable of doing this.
Why Do This To Pizza?
You can eat pizza so many ways, but why would you boil it? Making it soggy and hot isn't going to help it taste good.
Whoever did this has no respect for one of the best dishes ever. You can literally eat a slice that left was out overnight and it will better than this.
Capitalist Kylie
How many times is someone in the Kardashian circle going to do something questionable like this? Taking a small business out because they sell shirts with the phrase you caption your pictures with is uncalled for and unjust.
They even pleaded that they didn't have any money to spare for that battle. Kylie could've put a stop to it.
A New Phobia Forms
From now on, you must always check your earbud before putting it in your ear. If spiders are out here doing this, no one is safe.
Hopefully, this is somewhere in Australia where the spiders and insects are always up to no good and look demonic. Still, be on the lookout, folks.
You Get What You See
The packaging showed you what you wanted to see, and that was enough for the purchase. Finding out there were only three pepperonis on this pizza is the heartbreaking part.
Now, this brand just lost a customer because they like to fool people with clever packaging. What, they can't afford the proper amount of meat?
Who Can Read This On The First Try?
What were they thinking when they decided to print this sign? No one can comprehend the message they want to relay to potential customers.
They'd better hope people will gloss over this and continue to order their burgers. Business probably took a hit thanks to this.
Wow, What a Question
If only bees were like ants or roaches. If only they weren't vital to the planet. If that's how things were, then go ahead and exterminate all the bees!
They go around stinging you and leaving their stinger inside of you. That's not a fun experience to have.
Some People Shouldn't Tweet
People like to think they know everything. They'll hop on social media and try to sound smart but end up making a fool of themselves.
Thankfully, someone caught this person's tweet and set them straight. You can't be out here feeding people false information.
Someone Find This Man A Roommate
He gets points for being clever, but this is just a little bit too much.
No one is going to look at this poster and think, "yes, this is a man I want to live with."
Everyone Is Uncomfortable
When he called to make a reservation, do you think he asked for a table of two?
Let's hope that this is some weird prank. Otherwise, it's just kind of sad.
An A+ Essay
This teacher probably smiled a little bit when they opened this attachment, and that on its own was worth it.
It's an A-for-effort-type situation. They tried, and that's what counts.
There Are A Lot Of Layers Here
First, it's weird that she sat in a child's swing, to begin with. She's almost a grown-up.
Secondly, she actually wanted these embarrassing pictures to go viral! Girl, you should have hoped these would never see the light of day.
Yes, We Can See Why
That's one way to make sure that no one asks you for help in the kitchen again.
If you're going to make a point of being a bad cook, you might as well go all out.
Social Media Is Full Of Snakes
That's what this person gets for bragging about their gift card.
If you're going to be dumb enough to post your whole gift card number on the internet, then you deserve for it to be used.
Just Because You Can Doesn't Mean You Should
What is that saying from Jurassic Park? "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
In this case, it's a baker, but the comment stands.
What Kind Of Monster Does This?
Anyone who has a desktop that looks like this is someone who thrives on chaos.
On the plus side, this person probably rarely gets stressed about anything. How could they if they find this acceptable?
That's Just Asking For A Mess
Some people like to make a statement with their food. In this case, this person is willing to get their hands all sticky to make anyone looking at this mildly uncomfortable.
They win for now.
Doesn't That Hurt?
This guy's folded ear has to be something that he did on purpose, right? There's no way that he doesn't feel that happening.
Maybe he's trying to keep warm and listen to his music at the same time.
