Photos That Are Audible Cries For Help

In this day and age, it’s the norm to take pictures of literally everything.

We take pictures of our successful and also of our not-so-successful moments. Because of this, the internet is now full of pictures of other people’s epic fails that you can look at literally any time to feel better about yourself.

What’s Worse Than That?

There is no way that that toilet paper should go near anyone’s body, let alone their most precious parts after it has touched the floor of a public bathroom.

someone dropped their toilet paper
Photo Credit: Reddit / vadertheblack
Photo Credit: Reddit / vadertheblack

Oh well, I guess they’re going to have to drip dry.

Time To Order Pizza

This has certainly happened to the best of us, so let’s not judge too harshly.

a person dropped their food outside the stove
Photo Credit: Reddit / chasingchicks
Photo Credit: Reddit / chasingchicks

But sometimes I wonder if people do this on purpose just to have an excuse to order in.

There’s Always Next Year

These guys went ahead and made a bunch of mugs to pull a prank on their fellow coworkers at the office.

someone got prank mugs but then everyone is working from home
Photo Credit: Reddit / DammitJames
Photo Credit: Reddit / DammitJames

But since everyone is working from home, they’re just stuck with a bunch of mugs with their faces on them.

There Has Got To Be Another Way

Does no one spend time proofreading things anymore? How did no one look at this and think, “Hmm…that’s not the message we are trying to send.”

a sign that says: We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrandonMH1
Photo Credit: Twitter / @BrandonMH1

Then again, maybe we are the twisted ones for reading it that way.

Irony At Its Finest

Do you know what you could use in the fastener aisle? A sign that stays fastened.

a fasteners sign that is falling down
Photo Credit: Reddit / tricky3737
Photo Credit: Reddit / tricky3737

I don’t know about you, but I would be wary of buying fasteners from these people!

She Did Do What She Was Asked

It just takes kids a little bit of time not to take things so literally.

Tweet: I asked her to go get me a small tissue and this is what she came with
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_senz_y
Photo Credit: Twitter / @_senz_y

We forget that those are the abstract concepts that come later in life. She did a good job!

Are Puzzles Even Fun?

Puzzles are one of those things that people pick up or give as gifts because they seem like such a relaxing and wholesome thing to do.

someone made did a horse puzzle wrong
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CVNDYMA
Photo Credit: Twitter / @CVNDYMA

But in reality, they are just, at times, frustrating.

It Must Be Raining Pretty Hard

The most ridiculous thing about this is not that there is rain coming in through the ceiling.

It's raining inside a restaurant
Photo Credit: Reddit / nordr
Photo Credit: Reddit / nordr

But that there are people in there just eating their meals like nothing is happening.

At Least He’s Committed To Being Clean

Not sure what would make a person think that this was a good idea, but it does take one of every person to make the world go around.

Untitled design (33)

When the employee manual said “wash up,” I’m sure this isn’t what they had in mind.

Read Faster, Maybe?

To be fair, this person is not eating alone, he’s eating with whoever is taking this picture of him to laugh at later.

someone eating lunch alone reading a book called
Photo Credit: Reddit / toarin
Photo Credit: Reddit / toarin

If you ask me, that’s the start of a solid friendship.

Happy Birthday To Her

Just in case you were wondering, that is, in fact, one slice of banana with a candle on top. This person went to a fancy restaurant for her birthday and told them she was vegan.

a person got one banana slice for their birthday dessert at a restaurant
Photo Credit: Twitter / @yazisAlright
Photo Credit: Twitter / @yazisAlright

This was their special birthday treat for her.

…Did She Get Ghosted?

I’m sure she’s very sad that her relationship with the ghost pirate is over.

Tweet: Woman who married a 300-year-old pirate ghost reveals they're splitting up
Photo Credit: Twitter / @weirdnews
Photo Credit: Twitter / @weirdnews

We can only imagine how difficult a time this must be for her, but it does beg the question: is this person OK?

It Isn’t Bad Advice

At a certain point, you should just listen to your mother’s advice, because you never know when she’s just going to be dropping some wisdom on you like this.

mom texts child who is not in a good mood to have a banana and sit outside
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bhossbhabie
Photo Credit: Twitter / @bhossbhabie

She does always know best.

That’s OK, We Don’t Need A Cone

It isn’t that having just ice cream is a problem, it’s that it is going to be very difficult to eat in a cone shape without anything to hold onto.

an ice cream with no cone
Photo Credit: Reddit / anonymous281
Photo Credit: Reddit / anonymous281

It’s like eating a hotdog without a bun.

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk

It isn’t so much that the milk was spilled in this situation, it’s the huge task of cleaning it up that feels so unfair and daunting.

a Starbucks employee spilt a whole carton of milk
Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

Better start before it starts to smell!

Joke’s On All Of Us Who Went To School

Honestly, how is this even a thing? It feels like getting your degree from a college or university is the new high school diploma.

a job wanting a master's degree that pays only $15.29 an hour
Photo Credit: Twitter / @heyyitsjanea
Photo Credit: Twitter / @heyyitsjanea

Why don’t people pay what someone’s experience is worth?!

That Is The Worst Advertising Ever

It isn’t even grammatically correct. I will give them this, though: no one is going to forget seeing this truck, and it’s going to be snapchatted all over the place.

a truck that just says
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thezsmooth
Photo Credit: Twitter / @thezsmooth

So I guess mission accomplished?

Does That Mean It’s Working?

I’m sure when this book was created, the idea was not to use it as an alternative, but rather to teach us that biting in general is frowned upon.

a book about teething with teeth marks on it
Photo Credit: Reddit / blight231
Photo Credit: Reddit / blight231

But, I think we can still count this as a win.

An Emergency Bookmark

This still might be better than folding down the sides of the pages like a crazy person? Just kidding, the book gets ruined either way.

Tweet: Don't have a bookmark? Try using a taco (actual photo of an actual book found in the book drop at my library in Indiana a few years back)
Photo Credit: Twitter / @miss_amandamae
Photo Credit: Twitter / @miss_amandamae

Why don’t people buy bookmarks anymore?

Those Are Some Red Knees

This is what all the adults who made fun of children wearing pants with holes of them were worried about.

someone who wore holes in their jeans has burns on their knees
Photo Credit: Reddit / OwnLeeYu
Photo Credit: Reddit / OwnLeeYu

It wasn’t because they looked dumb, they were worried about your safety.

Better Late Than Never

Do you think that things worked out between them? This gives hope to all those people who were ghosted, that someday he might get back to you.

someone replied to a text five years later
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Meadbymead
Photo Credit: Twitter / @Meadbymead

Who knows? Maybe you just left him speechless.

Should They Tell Him?

He asked someone in his family for help with his fade, and they somehow missed?

someone asked for help with their fade but the person messed it up
Photo Credit: Reddit / GiveItARestYhYh
Photo Credit: Reddit / GiveItARestYhYh

They just went right for the middle of his head, which is a look, but not a great one.

That’s A Power Move

It is hard to say whether or not the sandwich lady really likes him.

Tweet: I don't know what message she's trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich
Photo Credit: Twitter / @joshgondelman
Photo Credit: Twitter / @joshgondelman

But either way, there is enough meat and spinach on that bad boy for two lunches.

Wow…Looks So Real

We’ve all done our fair share of crazy things to try and get out of work, but this is insane.

Tweet: my coworker called in and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. I need everyone to stop what they're doing and zoom in on the nail in the picture she sent my boss
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sydneywhitson
Photo Credit: Twitter / @sydneywhitson

Just stick to the “food poisoning” or “bad cough” lies that the rest of us use.

Sounds Like Quite The Argument

What else is there to do in this situation but to eventually give in? The lady at the shop obviously wasn’t going to back down.

Tweet: Today I ordered a green tea and then was handed this cup of milk and said this is milk. And she said this is green tea. And then I said this is milk. And she said this is green tea. And then I said okay. And she said okay, enjoy your green tea.
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rachelpegram
Photo Credit: Twitter / @rachelpegram

Maybe in her heart, she really does believe it’s green tea.

It’s A Fair Question

You probably don’t want to lead with it, but it is a fair question to ask before going out to meet someone you don’t really know.

someone messaged a person asking if they had killed anyone recently
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jackremmington
Photo Credit: Twitter / @jackremmington

So much for not hanging out with strangers. Sorry, Mom and Dad.

Hurray For Online Meetings

So, their boss accidentally turned herself into a potato during a video chat and couldn’t figure out how to turn it off, so she did the whole chat like that.

someone turned into a potato during a meeting and didn't know how to change back
Photo Credit: Reddit
Photo Credit: Reddit

Her face literally says it all.

For Some People, It Might Be

While Frozen II isn’t actually a horror movie, there are some people in the world who would find the idea of sitting through it a very scary thought.

a streaming service labeled Frozen II as horror
Photo Credit: Reddit / IAmChicken_moo
Photo Credit: Reddit / IAmChicken_moo

To each their own, I suppose.

What Does This Even Mean?

Are we supposed to believe that she’s on her way to a bathroom? Is it just because they need a men’s and women’s sign and this is a woman?

a bathroom sign that is a woman driving a car
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LizMaupin
Photo Credit: Twitter / @LizMaupin

Where are the clever bathroom names that chain restaurants have?

Is That What We’re Calling It?

Minnesota after 12 inches of rain in 2019. Whoever sealed that door deserves major kudos.

Maybe A Bit Too Much Rain
Photo Credit: Reddit / u/TomDobbs4Pres
Photo Credit: Reddit / u/TomDobbs4Pres

Because if this were at my place, you’d need more than a few towels at the bottom to staunch the flow. I’d probably just be living in scuba gear at that point.

That Looks Uncomfortable

Imagine living in a place like Norway and being allergic to the cold.

someone who lives in Norway who is allergic to the cold
Photo Credit: Reddit / Queen-of-nightmare
Photo Credit: Reddit / Queen-of-nightmare

Like, allergic to the point that your face gets swollen and it’s literally the worst feeling ever?

It Looks The Same?

A good hairdresser is hard to find. This woman’s haircut is proof of that. The colors aren’t even the same.

someone got a terrible haircut
Photo Credit: Reddit / lelo-pixel
Photo Credit: Reddit / lelo-pixel

I bet she was too nice to tell the person she hated it.

Talk About The VIP

What kind of place has a kid’s table in the bathroom? Kids are already dirty as it is.

a table set for eating in the bathroom
Photo Credit: Reddit / brutalproduct
Photo Credit: Reddit / brutalproduct

So the last thing we need is for them to be left alone in a bathroom with some food.

What A Classic Cat Move

Leave it to a cat to walk all over the brownies.

a cat walking around in someone's brownies
Photo Credit: Reddit / KittenCalledKatt
Photo Credit: Reddit / KittenCalledKatt

Not only that, they waited until the right moment when they were just warm enough to leave little tiny footprints all over them.

Thank You…But Not What I Meant

When this person asked their friend to cut the bagel in half for them, this is probably not what they meant.

a bagel cut in half the wrong way
Photo Credit: Reddit / theartfulottoman
Photo Credit: Reddit / theartfulottoman

Even though it isn’t technically wrong… how do you put cream cheese on that?

Must Be Windy There

This is what happens when you build a new statue but don’t take into account how blustery it gets in that place.

dino with its neck bent because of the wind
Photo Credit: Reddit / bloominbloom
Photo Credit: Reddit / bloominbloom

That poor dino needs a good chiropractor now or something.

It’s A Mistake Any Of Us Could Make

Painting a room is always so exciting, but that can mean that you get a bit ahead of yourself.

someone moved the ladder forgetting there was paint on it
Photo Credit: Reddit / tiger_qween
Photo Credit: Reddit / tiger_qween

Like this woman did when she moved her ladder forgetting that the paint was on the top.

She’s Going To Need To Replace Those

Nothing says “this is going to be the worst day ever” like dropping all your freshly cleaned makeup tools into freshly used litter.

someone dropped their makeup brushes in the cat litter
Photo Credit: Reddit / allergies____
Photo Credit: Reddit / allergies____

How do these things even happen? Was this person cursed?

That’s The Face Of Regret

Let’s hope that it was someone that he knew well enough that they could laugh it off later.

someone farted while doing a leg press
Photo Credit: Reddit / markymavis
Photo Credit: Reddit / markymavis

But, let’s be honest, rarely are we lucky enough to escape an embarrassing situation like that.

Let’s Just Make A Bad Day Worse

A gloomy, rainy day is already kind of a bummer.

umbrella that broke and flew away
Photo Credit: Reddit / xbumblebee
Photo Credit: Reddit / xbumblebee

But you add some wind and a bad umbrella, and you might as well just write the whole day off already.