The golden rule for posting on the internet is that if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. If you can't stop yourself from saying something mean or rude, then you have to be prepared for others to clap back at you so hard that you might need therapy to emotionally recover.
These are people who learned that lesson firsthand.
She Was Setting Herself Up For It
Listen, I can get the desire to creep on your ex's new significant other to see how you stack up against them.
But you probably shouldn't post about it online unless you want to get roasted.
No Retrospect Needed
They say that hindsight is 20/20, but this commenter right here already has good sight in the present.
I can't wait for the next generation to mock our sense of style.
It Looks Like The Insults Run In The Family
Gordon Ramsey became famous for his unique ability to insult and berate the contestants on Hell's Kitchen.
So it's no surprise that his daughter with 50% of his DNA has the same gift.
Disabled People Only Exist In The Work Week According To This Person?
Also, does this ignorant person think that disabled people don't have jobs or other commitments outside of business hours?
Or maybe they might want to enjoy a night out with friends? Idiot.
Bartender, She's Going To Need Some Ice For That Burn
Aging is funny because for years, all you want to do is seem older so that you can go see R-rated movies and get into bars while underage.
But at the same time, you would hate for someone to say that you look old.
Truth Hurts, Doesn't It, Brad?
It's a reality of anyone in show business: eventually, you reach a point in your career where you're undoubtedly past your peak.
However, no one really ever says it to your face.
Not Everyone Is A Cheater
Is this person a pole-vaulter? Because they are truly incredible at jumping to conclusions.
I can't believe someone could perceive something as simple as a turned-over phone as a sign of cheating.
Meanwhile, He's At Home Eating Ramen
I can understand that not everyone wants to take on a plant-based diet, but having a single plant-based meal isn't something to complain about.
Especially if you're not the one eating it.
Imagine Getting Made Fun Of By The Police
First of all, it's pretty lame to tag the local police department in a tweet about your upcoming party.
Second of all, why are you tweeting out party details at all?
Kicking Him While He's Down
This first guy was just trying to create a relatable tweet about existential dread in regards to the Mars rover.
And someone decided to show up and make him feel even worse about it.
Context Is Important
A lot of poetic musings walk the fine line of being deep metaphors for how we exist and being an idiotic observation that makes no sense if you really think about it.
This is the latter.
"Hey Teacher, You Suck!"
This teacher probably felt so good about themselves for attempting to get feedback from her students and take their thoughts seriously.
This student just said, "Your teaching is so bad that I have learned nothing."
I Hope It Was Always On When She Got In The Car
I truly wish that I had enough musical talent to become a singer-songwriter and make songs about every person who has done me wrong and have the tunes go viral.
Taylor Swift was really onto something.
That's Called Stalking, Sweetie
Listen: if you tell someone not to get in contact with you, it's actually psychotic to believe that they should try and contact you anyway.
That's what people get restraining orders for.
Just Another Industry That Millennials Have Killed
There are few things I find more hilarious than when news outlets write articles about industries that millennials have killed.
Like yeah, I guess we're doing "horrible" things, but it's just because we can't afford food or housing.
Science Really Do Be Like That
I'm not going to lie: there are some supernatural and miraculous things that have occurred that science doesn't have an explanation for.
This just happens not to be one of them.
You Can Take My Wallet, But Not My Sass
Getting drugged and robbed is objectively a terrifying and traumatizing experience for any victim.
But this man still found a way to make a dig at the rapper through his pain.
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me, Ryan
If I ever received a text like this from a man, I would go absolutely haywire.
Since when is it a rule to wait 5 minutes before eating the bread? Does he set a timer or something? Overall, I'm just confused as to why this dude thinks it's uncouth to EAT bread when you're out for DINNER...
Let The Kids Enjoy A Film
When I decided to watch a movie about Bruce Willis trying to fight against an asteroid, I can assure you that scientific accuracy was not my main priority, Neil.
Let people enjoy their silly space movie.
I Am Banana
It's almost as if all the things created on Earth are made from a finite number of elements and materials.
Meaning that many things, including humans and watermelons, share the same ingredients.
Anyone Can Get In These Days!
Imagine having all the money, resources, time, and help needed to score well on the SATs and apply to a school and not getting in.
So your mommy has to commit wire fraud in a bribery scandal. Couldn't be me.
It's Five Sheets Of Paper
I could understand posting the original sign if it was put up in an underfunded organization.
But since tuition costs over $10,000 every year before living costs, this school has no right.
Even Satanists Think You're Scummy
You have to be a pretty bad person in order to have a cult of literal devil worshippers do more for their community and nation than you actually do.
Thanks for keeping us accountable, Church of Satan.
The Generation Is Literally Called "Baby Boomers"
Thinking that "OK Boomer" can be considered a slur is basically the same as thinking someone sarcastically saying "OK [your name]" is a slur.
Please, just go back to not understanding teen slang.
Is "Husband" Also Off The Table?
There are some issues that need to be addressed when it comes to gender inequality in our society.
But other things are truly not fights that need to be picked.
The Math Doesn't Work Out, Buckaroo
If you're going to argue that an economic policy would be better for everyone, you should have some solid arguments to back up your opinion.
This includes actually checking to see if the math adds up in your favor or not.
It's Almost As If Generational Needs Change
Oh my god, millennial dads are so inferior to neanderthal fathers.
These men excelled at whittling spearheads, hunting wild animals, and leaving their children to die the second they showed signs of disease!
This Professor Really Was Having A Field Day
Do you think that professors, when writing textbooks that will be used across the country, know exactly how much pain and suffering they're going to cause?
Roger Freedman's response demonstrates that clearly, they don't.
Not The Forehead!
Listen: this guy could always catch up and take care of his taxes, but she can never change her forehead without spending tens of thousands on cosmetic surgery.
And she has to live with that forever.
It's So Time-Consuming
Okay, but seriously: can we make it illegal for online application forms to force us to do this?
I have probably wasted multiple days' worth of my life re-entering all the information from my résumé.
Brawn < Bucks
Cole Sprouse may have been skinnier than KJ.
But his early rise to childhood fame left him with more than a couple dollars in the bank account as a teenager.
It Goes Both Ways
You should never make a mean comment about someone if you're not ready for them to hit you back with something equally as devastating.
All is fair in love, war, and internet insults.
Time Is Relative
First of all, I think it's wrong to mock someone for how long they take to complete their education—there is no correct timeline for life.
But you really can't say anything if you've been to prison.
Two Yeehaw Pals Ripping On Each Other
Mason Ramsey came into popularity due to a viral video of him yodeling in a Walmart, and Lil Nas X was shot to stardom when his song "Old Town Road" became the #1 chart-topper of 2019.
It makes sense that these two stars would love to banter after working on a song together.
This Reflects Poorly On You, Pal
Also, why are boomers obsessed with mocking younger people for not knowing how to do things that are basically irrelevant?
I mean, can you guys send a telegram or do metalwork like your blacksmith ancestors?
That's How You Ruin A Holiday
I can imagine this aunt saying she needs to excuse herself, walking out onto the front porch, and then staring into the distance for a couple of minutes.
In her solitude, she would contemplate her past choices and failed love life.
This Person Is Going To Be Loan-ly
When it comes to getting the attention of your crush, it can really be hard to shoot your shot.
Letting them know how you feel can end in a perfect love story or just downright horribly, especially when they react like this.
"As Per My Last Email" Is So Disrespectful And I Love It
Other horrible work clapbacks are "I have CC'd (name of boss) onto this email if you have any further questions."
Or "if you would check the attachment I sent earlier."
Someone Paid Attention In Sunday School
Okay, but I kind of love that the whole fall of humanity occurred just because people wanted to chow down on an apple.
I bet it was a Honeycrisp or something.
I Am Screaming
First of all, you can't come for the G.O.A.T. and not expect his millions of fans to come back him up.
Secondly, you really should not throw rocks from inside a glass house.